Shopping Lines...(Poe Pot Pie's Challenge)

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Open Poetry #27

Shopping Lines...(Poe Pot Pie's Challenge)

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-07-29 11:02 AM

The line at the end,
"Ten Items or less"
Some people can't count,
LANE ONE IS EXPRESS!

"Ten Items" it reads,
But I'm standing behind,
A lady with fifty,
(This should be a crime!)

This is the reason,
For shoplifters-not buyers
Why else would you shoplift
If you're Wynona Ryder?

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2003-07-29 11:07 AM

Toe,
I think it's in the genes, LOL

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2003-07-29 11:15 AM

You must have been shopping at my local Walmart! LOL

Enjoyed this much, Toe! *S*

El_Campeador
Senior Member

since 2003-01-29

Posts 761
Ohio, USA

3 posted 2003-07-29 11:48 AM

LOL... You did a good job...

SharaRose
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since 2003-07-19

Posts 2501
Somewhere out there~

4 posted 2003-07-29 12:15 PM

hahahaha...that's tellin' 'em! Tell it like it is! But I always just forgive 'em anyway. No use crying over something you just can't seem to change. Good one!!

SharaRose @-->--

Of sound, and speech let all lift the hearer!

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

5 posted 2003-07-29 12:15 PM

Okay, but say I have a pair of pantyhose, a water bra, and nine bottles pepto bismol (I have three teenagers!) does that mean I have 3 items or 11????

Poe_Pot_Pie
Member

since 2003-06-01

Posts 107
Canada

6 posted 2003-07-29 12:33 PM

Awesomes! Now that put a HUGE smile on my face! I hate when people have too many items.
Challenge well met!!

Corinne
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since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

7 posted 2003-07-29 12:44 PM

Toe - you should have told her what for!!!

Cor

Local Rebel
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since 1999-12-21

Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia

8 posted 2003-07-29 02:20 PM

but it was just reasearch

honest

get em toe

Ratleader

Member Rara Avis

since 2003-01-23

Posts 7026
Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass

9 posted 2003-07-30 11:20 AM

Wit and wits -- and who but Toe would think of that scene in that way? You write good when you're not on safari.....

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Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

10 posted 2003-07-30 11:53 AM

Hmmm! I wonder if Wynona is a reader of this poetry forum! I hear she and Johnny Depp Scissorhands were quite close!

Loveya, Nut Bar!
EA

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