Balladeer's Appearance on Wheel Of Fortune

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-06-13 03:14 PM

It was the Wheel of Fortune, with Vanna and Pat
Spinning for dollars, and praying that;
It would stop on big money-pick the right letter
Solve the damn puzzle, the sooner the better.

Balladeer was hoping-for a quick victory,
He'd eaten his Wheaties, he should win this with ease,
He'd spun the big wheel, when it stopped he howled,
He'd hit the big money, said "I'll buy a vowel"
He said give me an "N"-that's my choice,
Pat tried not laugh-said in a low voice;
"Balladeer ya see, there's no vowel that's an "N"
I'll give ya a break, try once again."

Balladeer seemed puzzled, a little confused,
And a little embarrassed of the letter he'd used.
So he tried again, this time an "A"
Vanna turned over one box, in her usual way.

Pat said, "Balladeer, do you want to guess?
Balladeer with composure..simply said yes.
Being careful not to stutter, amongst all the laughter,
Blared out; "It's 'Toerag' by God...he is my
master!"

[This message has been edited by Toerag (06-13-2003 03:53 PM).]

Cpat Hair

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since 2001-06-05

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1 posted 2003-06-13 03:30 PM

LOL.. Toe... poor 'Deer seems a bit out of his element there with Vanna... but at least he understood who was the master....

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

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just out of reach

2 posted 2003-06-13 03:35 PM

Bad..you are so bad !!

[This message has been edited by Nightshade (06-13-2003 03:38 PM).]

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

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Canada eh.

3 posted 2003-06-13 03:47 PM

I have to echo my sister...You're so bad!!
That's why we love ya Toe!
~Smiles & Hugs on this TGIFriday!~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

nakdthoughts
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Between the Lines

4 posted 2003-06-13 04:47 PM

Now you just wait...I am sure there is an answer coming shortly

M

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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Louisiana

5 posted 2003-06-13 04:51 PM

Bal can't help it... the mere sight of a real woman made him forget his own name... so of course he got confused on his consonants. LOL

I see the playground is still open and the recess bell hasn't rung... and you're giving out grins. *S* Well done! *S*

Patricia
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since 2003-04-06

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Missouri

6 posted 2003-06-13 08:58 PM

Oh Toe...please look out for that sweet Balladeer. Poor thing. How embarrassing for him. We all care so much. But I think his rugged good looks probably stole the show.

Patricia

passing shadows
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displaced

7 posted 2003-06-14 05:17 AM

cute

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

8 posted 2003-06-14 09:23 AM

Ohhh, yeah, Toe - This is excellent. One of the finest examples of poetry I've ever read. Much better than Balladeer's efforts, I'm sure. *heh, that oughta stir up some real trouble*

garysgirl

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9 posted 2003-06-14 10:15 AM

Better watch out, Toe...he'll be mooning you again.

Earth Angel
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10 posted 2003-06-14 02:28 PM

Poor Balladeer, he always did need to have everything spelled out for him!

Squeezums to you both!

EA

Magnus

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since 2001-10-10

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South Carolina, USA

11 posted 2003-06-14 02:42 PM

Toe.. Is this a love/hate relationship?

Better question....IS this a relationship?

wait.... I didn't say that...Deer did....

You two are tooooo much...

gyiel marlok
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since 2003-06-08

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12 posted 2003-06-14 03:09 PM

BY GOD IT'S TOERAG,HE IS MY MASTER,COOL

Mysteria

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British Columbia, Canada

13 posted 2003-06-14 03:12 PM

And I didn't know he could spell? Oh boy, now we will both be in trouble LOL.

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

14 posted 2003-06-15 12:04 PM

Yanno, Toerag, out of respect for you I have always kept this quiet but I guess that doesn't matter now since you have brought it up. After the show, Vanna took me over to the side and told me what happened when you made your appearance on Wheel of Fortune. She told me how you made it to the final round and, when the letters were turned over they spelled out..
.
T _ _ O _ R _ G
.
You screamed out "TOERAG"! Pat tried to explain that there were too many letters for Toerag but you kept screaming "TOERAG! TOERAG! TOERAG!" You rushed the board and tried to tear off the additional letters and throw them away. Security guards tried to stop you but you punched them in the face and ripped Vanna's dress when she screamed. Police finally drug you away as you muttered "Toerag...it's Toerag" all the way to the paddy wagon. Sajak told the producers later never to use the word THROWRUG as the final puzzle again!

Sorry, pal. You forced my hand

Local Rebel
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since 1999-12-21

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Southern Abstentia

15 posted 2003-06-15 12:14 PM

If Vanna asked me for a vowel it would have been 'O'

but hey --that's just me

Nan

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16 posted 2003-06-15 08:30 AM

... Whatever would we do without you guys?...

Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla

17 posted 2003-06-15 08:44 AM

You ripped the dress off Vanna, I don't know
Toe?

Larry C

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18 posted 2003-06-15 08:06 PM

Toe,
Good thing 'deer has spell checker at home!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Paula Finn
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19 posted 2003-06-16 09:29 AM

You shoulda thrown in a case of Spam too!!!!!!!! LOL too funny...poor 'deer

Sunshine

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Listening to every heart

20 posted 2003-06-16 02:32 PM

What's next?

Ceinwyn
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VA

21 posted 2003-06-16 02:42 PM

lol ure too much

always can count on u 4 a good laugh!

If at first you don't succeed destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Justbleu
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Oregon, Originally From Alaska :)

22 posted 2003-06-16 03:59 PM

This one is really bad Toe.....really bad!!!

Bridgette

"Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown

[This message has been edited by Justbleu (06-16-2003 04:01 PM).]

Artic Wind
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23 posted 2008-02-06 05:42 PM

The Wheel of Fortune looks so fun!

ARCTIC WIND

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