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Balladeer The Zookeeper
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Balladeer The Zookeeper |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Bally's love for animals, Is more than just a fetish, When you talk about it, His face turns very reddish. When he was but a young lad, At age of twenty two, He had dreams most every night, To work at Tampa zoo. Tigers, lions, snakes or ants, He loved them all the same, His favorite was an elephant, Matilda was her name. Once before the zoo Had opened for the day, Bally bathed Matilda, In his usual way. He took all of his clothes off, Was in his "birthday" suit Matilda looked perplexed at him Thought he looked very cute. Balladeer was humming, And soon began to sing, Matilda asked Balladeer; "Can you breathe through that "thing?" Balladeer responded, "It doesn't work that great, In fact it has no use at all, Since Toerag stole my ape." [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-11-2003 12:43 PM).] |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
you are sooo bad! *s M |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... Poor Bal... game, set and match to Toe!!! LOL It's good to see the two of you back on the playground. *G* |
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idleeyes86 Member
since 2003-06-09
Posts 64Somewhere over the rainbow |
Gotta love this, really shouldn't have laughed....but I did, quirky. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Your liable to get stomped by ball's elephant LOL |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Delighted to see that you were up to matching wits with the Bally One!  You two are sooooo good at being bad! What would we do without you! Mind you, you have made us wait for these last volleys for far too long! Spoonfuls of laughin' lovin', EA |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Is this the best of three? Don't look behind you but I'm betting you're being followed by a 'deer! Good job.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
 The two of you are bad boys! BAD!! |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
We really have to find you two a playground you realize that - oh yes, I think this is your playground  very funny! |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
 You could hurt me with your bare hands. You could hurt me using the sharp edge of what you say. JEWEL |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Playground for these two... NOT! Asylum in white coat.... YES... |
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skyshine
since 2002-02-07
Posts 3058Beneath the northern stars |
Do you guys all ever double-date?  ~Elizabeth Dreams last for so long, even after you're gone... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Matilda smiled at me and said, "My gosh, who woulda thunk A human man could be so blessed With such a gorgeous trunk!?" They threw away their Tarzan books Cause he could not come near The NEW king of the jungle now.. Your good friend Balladeer! Check out my poem again, lugnut. I made a small addition  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Matilda's being kind, yanno In telling Deer he's cute. This repartee makes me believe Y'all belong in the 'stute!!! But I'm sure enjoying. *S* |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - geez, sounds like Bally's in a quandry... BC |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Omigosh! You guys!  Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehehehe |
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Ceinwyn Member Elite
since 2000-07-09
Posts 2175VA |
lmao etc etc I can't stop laughing!!!! If at first you don't succeed destroy all the evidence that you tried. |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
revenge is a dish best served COLD!  |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
LOL I don't even have words to describe what I want to say! LOL ARCTIC WIND |
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