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Duncan's Train Ride |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States 
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Duncan’s Train Ride By Larry Chadwick Duncan invited Balladeer and LongJohnAg to go on a weekend trip, And they both laughed at Dunc and said, “Us spend money? Get a grip!” But Big D knew their style and he was fully prepared, Quickly he offered the travel at no cost, if they dared. Oddly enough at the train station they bumped into Magnus, kaile and Cpat Hair Who were standing at the counter buying each of them their own fare. So Duncan went to the Ticket Booth to buy as he said he would, But he only bought one ticket instead of the three they thought he should. Mag and his guys were eager to see how Duncs group would get by, They boarded the train and sat where they could watch them try To travel this route while only using one ticket for all three. It was a mystery the answer to which they were very anxious to see. Duncan, Balladeer and LongJohnAg all headed straight for the john, And patiently waited while all of the passengers finally got on. The conductor came from seat to seat to claim their tickets to ride, The toilet door hardly opened as he collected the single ticket from the men with no pride. Magnus and his group were impressed and determined to do the same upon their return, But were they shocked when Duncan bought no tickets at all, their minds began to churn. It was truly entertaining to watch as three men per toilet crowded their way in, What an odd way to behave, after all they were six fully grown men. Magnus, kaile and Cpat Hair waited to see exactly how Duncan would finally fair, When the conductor they thought had knocked they offered their ticket with care. But it was Duncan who outwitted them all and took their ticket to his toilet stall, Balladeer and LongJohnAg bowed in awe at their friend who had fooled them all. June 3, 2003 If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. [This message has been edited by Larry C (06-03-2003 10:23 PM).] |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
 let's just say that i am glad my name is in lower case letters so that i don't stick out too much in my folly great story! |
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ROFL Larry  this is fantastic fun  |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LarryC. I am pleased and proud to announce you have joined the ranks of Wit and Humor not to be applied to just anyone... No sirree.... |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Me likes this side of you...that's why your my favorite Saggitarius! This is a riot!Melissa~ Intellectually I know that Canada is no better than any other country. Emotionally I KNOW that Canada is the best country in the world! |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Hmmm...I've gone from being portrayed as a drunken pilot to hiding out in bathroom stalls with Balladeer and LongJohn. I'm definitely going back to drinkin'!  Hey Larry...You rock! |
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ecrivan Member Elite
since 2001-12-10
Posts 3923my own state |
enjoyed the humor here...never take life too seriously  |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
kaile,  I just copy the way you use it here. Oops! And thanks for being a good sport. Susan,  My pleasure and thanks!Karilea, And for the first time in a year. Thanks for the honors. This time it's Duncan's fault!Melis, You're my fav too ya' know! And thank you.Martin, I'd be in real trouble if I did that! And thank you. If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
About time I got blamed for something good!! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO at this story! This is great humor. So sorry kaile, LngJhn, Balladeer, Magnus, Ron. Dunc seems to have got the best of you this time around, but you are all such good sports! LOL, Larry, was this your version of a nightmare??? |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
Larry, you're too much! thanks for the laugh! |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
LOL Larry, this is so cute. Sounds like they all had quite a trip. Hugs  Ethel |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Larry C - what a nice uplifting write to read this early morning... BC |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
LOL... only thing wrong with this telling Larry is we all know Dunc is too big a porch puppy to try to pull off anything like that.. Come to think of it...Dunc might pull something like that, but the way he works it would have been a ticket for yesterdays train instead of the one he was on... LMAO [This message has been edited by Cpat Hair (06-04-2003 07:59 AM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Enjoyed the levity! You are quite the raconteur!  Big hugs to you all! Linda |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Duncan, Like that's a first! Kacy, Trust me...I'll never write about me nightmares. ROTFL and thank you. Dixie, LOL You are most welcome and thank YOU. Ethel, It would seem so! And thanks. Bill, First class, right? LOL You are welcome and thank you. If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Ron, Thanks for being such a good sport! And you may well be right about Dunc. But that's better than he does being drunk! Linda, Well now, thank you for the kind words. If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I'm surprised this hasn't lured that sailor in... just so he can defend himself... or try. *G* I enjoyed very much, Larry! *S* |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Ruth, A stall is a stall is a stall! ROTFLMBO |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well done Larry.....I see you respectfully left me out...and thanks...but I'm the one that sold him the only ticket, (counterfeit by the way)..... |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Good one there LC...OLD BUDDY!!! Where did you get all this info on the bathroom routine? Something tells me you and Duncan are sharing info....and the rest of us... well....looks like we are out of paper.. Ticket paper... |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, lemme tell ya the REAL story! (it got to be a little gory) Dunc, JOhn and I in one small booth Left little room - and that's the truth! LongJohn sat on the toilet seat. I stood there just above. My feet Were balanced on the plastic rim, A foot on either side of him. Duncan squatted on the floor, His back was pressed against the door. His face was touching LongJohn's knees.. He could not even breathe with ease. I have an idiosyncracy.. When I see a pot I have to pee!! But neither jerk would let me unzip. I had to hold it the whole darn trip! To releive the pressure just a bit I passed some gas..they threw a fit!!! Dunc almost died, I have no doubt.. John held his breath till he passed out. The whole scene was a sticky wicket But, finally, Dunc used the ticket And we got out....but let me say Next time, my friends, I'd rather pay!!!  |
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Startime55 Member Elite
since 2003-04-05
Posts 2148Alberta, Canada |
BRAVO!!!!BRAVO!!!BRAVO!!! I love reading the shinanigans you guys are always up to....**hugs to you all**... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Toe, I knew we could count on you! Barry, LOL And what's a toilet story without paper? Michael, Nothing better than a man that knows how to have a good time! Thanks for the fun...Karen, WooHoo!!! Thanks. If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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