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Department Store Survival Tips |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space 
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Raf dial 222, Raf 222 I'm greeted by a familiar voice on the other end it's good old Frank Code red stockroom, NOW he says Staring down the aisle towards electronics fingers anxiously tapping his register I catch his eye nod and hang up the phone Cover me I say to the new kid I've got a code red Code red? I don't remember a code red he says completely confused I know he'll check the manual for it later but this emergency isn't covered in the book The stockroom doors swing open and Frank begins a tyrade against the customers he's already had to deal with then gives me the floor We then proceed to the latest shipment of skids Franks gets to work kicking the new shipment of VCRs No you're doing it wrong I say ..it's not in the damages it's in the ssssound Grabbing a golf club I swing a perfect swing at the skid of ornaments and christmas lights revelling in the sound See, I say in Zen breath mimic Much better And then we're off carefully avoiding the eyes of the not so well hidden cameras and back to work refreshed and ready for the afternoon's shoppers [This message has been edited by Aenimal (05-11-2003 05:54 PM).] |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Raph sweety: I soooo needed this RIGHT now . . . lmao this is excellent . . . I want a job like that . . . I love this you have your shine back . . . xxoo [This message has been edited by littlewing (05-11-2003 05:52 PM).] |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, I'm getting a really funny picture with this one, having worked in retail sales years ago. |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
'No you're doing it wrong I say ..it's not in the damages it's in the ssssound Grabbing a golf club I swing a perfect swing at the skid of ornaments and christmas lights revelling in the sound See, I say in Zen breath mimic Much better' Gave me a retail flashback!  I still have nightmares... |
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dreambuilder Member
since 2003-03-23
Posts 319caddyshack |
now thats what I call a good teacher - lol sounds like tiger woods would have been jealous & a therapist is out of a fee - lmao excellent write my friend I'm off to go buy a set of clubs |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
Sue nice to make you smile hugs Kacy just the tip of the iceberg Duncan i lasted through the back to school,halloween and xmas season then made sure they fired me dream better than therapy oh yes |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
Wal-Mart? |
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