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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-05-05 09:32 AM

I know you've heard of the Titanic,
The movie has brought it fame
The loss of life was tragic,
But did ya hear 'bout the Mayonnaise?

Hellman's Mayonnaise was from England,
The Titanic had twelve thousand jars,
It was lost in the sinking,
Sandwich lovers grieved afar.

The whole world mourned at the loss,
"How would we make salads with our potatoes?"
So they made a day of mourning,
And called it "Sinko de Mayo."

[This message has been edited by Toerag (05-05-2003 10:05 AM).]

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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Louisiana

1 posted 2003-05-05 10:37 AM

ROFL... I'm sure glad I wasn't "holding the mayo" on that trip! LOL

Thanks for the smiles, Toe... and happy Cinco de Mayo! *S*

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27

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Florida

2 posted 2003-05-05 10:49 AM

At last!! This holiday now makes sense to my gringo behind!!

Thank you Toe!

jellybeans
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since 2000-10-13

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3 posted 2003-05-05 11:05 AM

well I hate mayo myself but Sinko de Mayo is celebrated around here, so this has me rofg

Sunshine

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4 posted 2003-05-05 11:08 AM

Toe...great repost...
now...

where's the FOOD?

Kellie_Cantrell
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since 2002-05-22

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New York

5 posted 2003-05-05 11:19 AM

that was hilarious!!

awesome write!

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Love Always,
Marrie

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rosepetals25

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6 posted 2003-05-05 11:57 AM

LOL I liked

I needed a smile this morning, thank you

Tara

"in my field of paper flowers
and candy clouds of lullaby
i lie inside myself for hours
and watch my purple sky fly over me"
- Imaginary by Evanes

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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Louisiana

7 posted 2003-05-05 01:59 PM

I'm off for lunch in open air
I know music will greet me there
A sombrero wearing mariachi band
Probably doesn't understand
The reason that they celebrate
Is commemoration of Hellman's fate!

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

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Canada eh.

8 posted 2003-05-05 02:04 PM

I have read this so many times ...
and each time I'm laughing harder and louder..
You are too much!
~Hugs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

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9 posted 2003-05-05 02:13 PM

I'll have a burger with bacon, lettuce and tomato--but hold the Titanic!

You certainly know how to put a smile on an angel's face!

EA

paladin

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since 2001-08-05

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Pensacola,Fl.

10 posted 2003-05-05 09:28 PM

Did they have "ice burg" lettuce on thier burgers?

paladin

....a knight without armor

Balladeer

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11 posted 2003-05-05 09:36 PM

I think the Mayo clinic has a room reserved for you, Toe

Martie

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12 posted 2003-05-05 09:37 PM

Toe...You sink my ship!

garysgirl

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Florida, USA

13 posted 2003-05-05 10:59 PM

Toe, you're so funny.

Hugs,
Ethel

Cpat Hair

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14 posted 2003-05-06 07:49 AM

Thanks for the grin bud...

KristieSue

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since 2003-01-31

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PA, US

15 posted 2003-05-06 11:43 AM

if only the Titanic could have had some MIRACLE'S WHIPPED into it...it might not have sunk :-)

Failure isn't failure if a lesson from it is learned ~ KS

Charisma

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16 posted 2003-05-07 02:49 AM

Oh Toe you are really priceless.....thank you for the laugh

Charisma

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