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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-12-27 05:06 PM

"Hello. Balladeer's Taxi
May I help you?"
"You certainly can,
I need a cab at two."

Balladeer jumped from his seat,
And flew right out the door,
She sounded really sweet,
He had his taxi floored.

He got to the address,
The sweet young lady gave,
And she was there just waiting,
As nekkid as a babe.

He'd never had a rider,
Nor a gal this fine,
Especially a nude one
This was the only time.

He kept his eyes focused,
In his rear view mirror,
The lady kept on giggling,
At poor old Balladeer.

He too thought this was funny,
Then had a second thought;
"She couldn't have any money?
This trip will be for naught!"

She put her hips on his front seat,
Said, "This should be worth the dollar"
He saw her tush and then replied,
"Have you got something smaller?"

[This message has been edited by Toerag (12-27-2002 05:14 PM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-12-27 05:15 PM

ROFLMAO... I'm asking my tush that question all the time... would need a double wide trailer instead of a taxi for mine! LOL

Thanks for the grins, sweets... giggles were just what my day needed. *S*

BluesSerenade
Member Patricius

since 2001-10-23

Posts 10549
By the Seaside