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Toe's Day Sailing
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Toe decided to go for a sail took his wife with thoughts he'd not fail to impress her by being all male but his jubilant mood did not last though things were moving along fast poor Toe got on board and his wife cried oh lord where oh where is your mast? [This message has been edited by Cpat Hair (02-12-2003 07:04 PM).] |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMAO This is too funny. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
HeeHee....payback time......LOL  "Love makes the world go around" |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sounds like Toe has 11 pedal digits! lol Valentine hugs, EA |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Dinghys don't have masts  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Scoundrels!!...LOL.....CpatHairless and Ball a deer...you two are mean.....I have a mast by golly....and it's "for sale".....(but lately the cash flow's been pretty poor I will admit) |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Now Deer....you're a big golfer aren't you? I'm surprised at your knowledge of boats and masts... most golfers are obsessed with practicing and I understand some of you practice along with other fellows to see who can get it in the hole with the fewest possible strokes. Doesn't seem you'd have a lot of time to to learn about boats. Toe... cash flow always seems to be a problem doesn't it? I took a marketing class one time and they talked a whole lot about advertising and promoting your product so that sales would go up and cash flow increase. Might try pinning a medal on the little booger and promoting him to a Staff Seargent.... lord knows it has spent long enough as a private... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hey...my little "Staff" Seargeant still comes to attention when a good looking young female Officer comes into my room.... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling) Toe....glad to hear it! So you have already taken care of the promotion part of the marketing.... now for advertising. I'm thinking you are going to need a catchy phrase.... you know like McD's has "billions and billions served" on their signs. We are going to have to find a phrase that is going to help your sales.... I was thinking maybe something like,"There's Toe business like Toe's business." what ya think? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Or, how about: "Big Toe believes in safe sex....Dr. Shoals knows Big Toe"...."Talk about an Athlete's Foot!....."Wanna Get Toe-Nailed?"..... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
I'm assuming the Dr Shoals i this case is a proctologist??? How about, "Toe, don't leave home with out it"? " Toe day is the first day of the rest of your life." |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
How 'bout: "Ladies, is "six inches" your favorite thing?....Sleep with Toe twice?" |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
well... you may need to work with a focus group and run some of these slogans and ideas by the target audience to see how they respond. I'd suggest you get a group of possible consumer together that meet the demographics for the target audience and see if any of these hit a home run with them... what ever you do.... don't go letting Deer know.... he'll be wanting the same kind of thing done for him.... now what was that last one you mentioned? |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
ROFL...y'all are killin' me. I think my prof is gonna start wondering why I'm over here snickering.... :-)~ |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
isn't it the 4 p's? Product, Price, Promotion, and Place? make sure y'all have that clear.... entice entice.... you're going to need a manager Toe...? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I was thinking...maybe add a "jingle" to my promoting.....Do you remember Johnny Cash's song..."I walk The Line?"....I could use that tune and maybe use these words: I keep my pants up with a piece of twine I keep my fly wide open all the time Just say you're mine...I'll pull the twine. Whatya think? |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Kristie Sue has a point or two... maybe we aught to ask her to show us? Now Toe..I like that one... a jingle is a good idea! How about to the tune of Moon River... Toe's liver pickled though it is he still knows how to give somedays.... |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Doesn't sound like a stiff breeze out there on the water for the sail... believe in what your heart feels... |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
Cpat, you need someone to show you?????????? *sigh* women, we always have to do it first... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Kristie... you know us menfolk..we are always interested in the points you women have... we always pay attention to them...especially when it is cold outside. Figured since you knew so much about marketing... you wouldn't mind showing us.. Women always are good at marketing assets |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
lol good argument....and I suppose, since his target marked WOULD be women (I hope!) it would help to have a woman's input (no pun intended).... LOL awww but I DID switch majors...now I'm going towards the legal end of things...and finding out that some "good things, "69" of em' to be exact) are illegal in places I am sad to live! LOL So, this topic might NOT be a doog one for me LOLOL [This message has been edited by KristieSue (02-13-2003 09:05 AM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... Cpat, I've been saying for years that I'd pay good money to see Toe and Bal and LJA together... now you've gone and made my dream trio a quartet! LOL |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
Suthern! LOL I don't know what to say ....so I'll say nothing yeah right LOL hi!!!! |
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