Valentine's Day Made Easy, (For Aenimal)

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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-02-12 10:14 AM

Friday is for Valentines
From the bottom of your heart,
Show your love how much ya care,
And head out to K-mart.

Let her pick out that "Special" card,
One that she'll adore,
Read it there, then put it back,
You'll save two bucks or more.

Then wait there patiently,
For a sale to start,
Perhaps a "Blue Light" special,
On chocolate covered hearts.

Then take her out to dinner,
(A dinner just for two)
(Perhaps Big Mac or Whopper)
It's really up to you.

Then cruise thru a graveyard,
(Flowers are always nice)
Grab a bottle of Mad Dog,
It's quite tasty over ice.

Tell her how much ya love her
On this Valentine's Day,
Get out of your clothes immediately,
Before the kids awake.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (02-12-2003 10:16 AM).]

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

1 posted 2003-02-12 10:18 AM

Sadly, at this point, even this sounds like a nice V-day to me.

As always, love the humor.

Susan C.

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

2 posted 2003-02-12 10:18 AM

(chuckling)..Toe...that dinner part can be combined with the graveyard if you make a couple of PBJ's to take with you. Besides the extra dollars you save you can also save some time not having to go through the drive through window at McD's.

I usually save the Mad Dog for special occaisions..like relative coming over and me needing something to soothe my nerves... buy her a grape soda and spike it with some grain...it is quicker and she'll be much more likely to get out of her own clothes..or you can help her out of them depending on whether she is still awake herself or not..

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

3 posted 2003-02-12 10:20 AM

LMAO~Cpat you are bad! I really like that!

Susan C.

Lisann
Member

since 2001-01-31

Posts 350

4 posted 2003-02-12 10:22 AM

LOL....as usual Toe......a nice sense of humor. Capt YOU ARE BAD......LOL. Cheapskate.

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

5 posted 2003-02-12 10:24 AM

Ron....you get a relative drunk and get her out of her clothes?...You and Jerry Lee Lewis are classic!! LOL

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

6 posted 2003-02-12 10:31 AM

Toe..figured in Bama you all were bound to be related... ( chuckling)

guess I needed to be abit more clear there who I was giving the grape soda and grain to... well..back to the warning labels... just another example of why they are needed

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

7 posted 2003-02-12 10:32 AM

I am sure that Aenimal will enjoy this valentine poem that you wrote for him!!! tehe

This was s-o-o-o utterly hilarious---and at the same time s-o-o-o utterly sad! lol

So that is how a southern gentlemen treats his sweetie on Vee-Day! Mind you, the day seems to end on a very positive note!

Valentine hugs,
EA

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 2003-02-12 10:51 AM

Well, sweets... your shopping will be a bit more difficult this year... it's hard to find a K-Mart still open and running those blue light specials! LOL

But you can save a buck or two at Mickey D's or BK if you make sure she sticks to their dollar menus... why splurge on Big Macs and Whoppers when Big & Tasty or double cheeseburgers will do... she's not gonna taste anything anyway after a few sips of Mad Dog? *G*

Better yet... you could call me... I'll take YOU to dinner! LOL

Enjoyed this much... and ROFL at Cpat. *G*

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

9 posted 2003-02-12 11:21 AM

Suthern... now you know Toe has the art of treating a lady well down pat. He is considered in many circles toeriffic..
I'm just trying to learn from him.

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

10 posted 2003-02-12 11:49 AM

Toe, Capt. Ron, Raph, and Duncan......

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Ya'll are ALL BAAAADDDD.

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.
I do think it's all just a bunch of talk, though, because
I'll bet ya'll can all be Southern Gentlemen if ya'll
want to be.......

.
.
But, if not, ya'll had all better go run
and hide in Duncan's cornfield until Valentine's Day is over,
or all us "hopeless romantics" are going to get ya'll.........

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

11 posted 2003-02-12 11:51 AM

ROFL... Toeriffic he is, Cpat... but ahem... *G* Learn from or egg on???? LOL

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

12 posted 2003-02-12 12:20 PM

Suthern, I think we all like to "egg him on"...don't you???LOL

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

13 posted 2003-02-12 12:49 PM

damn! at least ya'll women are getting something, anything at all! I will just work all day and then come here to read about everyone's Valentine's Day, and then go to sleep!

hehehe....enjoyed the poem and thread!

scorpio
Member Ascendant

since 2002-10-02

Posts 5178
right...there

14 posted 2003-02-12 01:38 PM

I'm glad to see romance courses through your veins, Toerag...

believe in what your heart feels...

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