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Midnitesun
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0 posted 2003-02-08 10:53 AM



I've decided not to die
until pigs learn to fly,
and that may take a while
for I've helped birth and raise
those little squealers,
and never yet
has one flown the coop...er
the pig pen,
alongside the golden hen
or any other of God's creatures.
They simply wallow in the mud
then walk away from it,
expecting someone else
to clean up the mess.
Sheesh!
I'm tired of farming
and composting the leftovers
from critters that just
don't seem to learn these truisms:

"you reap what you sow"

"you made your bed,
now lie in it,
wrinkles and all."


I'm not going anywhere
until I figure out how
to teach
pigs
to
fly.


***
thank you poet pjtalty, for the idea

© Copyright 2003 Kathleen Kacy Stafford - All Rights Reserved
Seymour Tabin
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1 posted 2003-02-08 10:57 AM


Midnitesun
It's possible you know, but not in reality.
A delightful read.

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2 posted 2003-02-08 10:59 AM


I'm not likely to sprout wings any time soon either.



You've got the spirit lady.

Midnitesun
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3 posted 2003-02-08 11:05 AM


Thanks Sy and Serenity, for flying with me  today.
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4 posted 2003-02-08 11:41 AM


Obviously, you've forgotten Wilbur!  Geez Jiminy...
passing shadows
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5 posted 2003-02-08 11:52 AM


very spunky!
SmartChick
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On A Journey To The Unknown
6 posted 2003-02-08 12:18 PM


If you figure it out, let me know!
bbent
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7 posted 2003-02-09 04:59 AM


You obviously wern't aware of Alaska's flying pigs.Learned of them from a oil company commercial.So glad you missed them though because you'd be terribly missed around here if you were to die.Long may you shine MidniteSun.  

Live like it's your last day...
Dance like nobody's watching...
Love like you've never been hurt...

Sunnyone
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8 posted 2003-02-09 07:21 AM


Oh, this is simply marvelous!!  Having spent most of my summers on my Uncle's farm, I know that it's going to take you forever to teach those pigs how to fly!!!! So, looks like you will be keeping us smiling for a long time to come!!!  Loved this one!

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour!

Midnitesun
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9 posted 2003-02-09 09:35 AM


You guys are so much fun to write for!
Duncan, you are right! I forgot about Wilbur. Whois Wilbur, anyway?

Dixie,

Sue, thanks! We both know horses are more fun. Thanks for reading this one.

Ray? I did see one of those Alyeska pipeline pigs, the ones that'fly' through the AK oil pipeline, presumably cleaning up sticky gunky deposits from the insides of the pipe. Only the tourists bother to marvel at those monstrosities. Hehe, I pretende to be a tourist one day, that's how I know what they look like.

and Sunnyone? I've seen a pig swim, and jump over a very low fence, but never did one come close to getting airborne, except for "DUDE" the breeding boar who was pushed off the backend of the truck once.

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (02-09-2003 11:45 AM).]

ctowen
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10 posted 2003-02-09 11:37 AM


I thought I had seen one fly,
   like "greased lightning" ...
  
      ... I realized, it only slipped
         in the mud trying to get to
            the trough!!

    Nothing is worth taking laying down ...
            always good to see you standing tall.

Midnitesun
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11 posted 2003-02-09 11:46 AM


Very funny Craig. So you've seen that scene too? LOL, they do almost fly to the trough.
Thanks for slippin in the mud with me this morning.

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