Open Poetry #24 |
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Doctor, the White-Nosed Moosedeer (response to Dr. Moose's "Larry C & the Three Stoo |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Written in response to: "Larry C and the Three Stooges" Christmas by Dr. Moose1 (Please sing to the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer) ~*~ Doctor, the white-nosed moosedeer Had a very bulbous nose And if you ever saw him He was always writing prose All of the other stooges Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor moosedeer Join them in their fun and games Then one misty Christmas Eve The big guy came to town "Moosedeer with your nose so white Won't you steer my truck tonight?" Now all the stooges love him Since he rapped at Larry's door Moosedeer dumped lots of goodies Now the stooges number four! ~*~ [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (12-20-2002 07:44 AM).] |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Earth Angel, I am honored ( but, I think the jury is still out on that one yet). The way I see it, these guys make the time to respond and are much more involved in the goings on here. I, on the other hand, drop in willy-nilly, as my time allows. Until either my life-style or my priorities change, I'd be satisfied with (maybe) honorary "Stooge". Thanks again. Doc |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
This is so cute. |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Linda, Lighthearted and clever. Enjoyed. Warm regards, Pat ![]() ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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Laney Member
since 2002-12-18
Posts 85Illinois |
A Joy to read! Very cute! Merry christmas!! --Alana |
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Mistletoe Angel![]() ![]() ![]()
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Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
![]() (giggles in delight) Yay!!! Oh my gosh, now we have 4 stooges, never does home feel so much more hearty until now! (giggles) I love it, sweet friend, you are a delight to us all, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing! ![]() May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Doctor Stooge, er I mean, Doctor Moose ~ I am pleased that you are pleased. Since posting I have made a few changes--hopefully for the better! I had enjoyed your poem so much it put me in a light-hearted spirit and was moved to write this! ~ May your wit and charm always disarm! warm hugs, Linda |
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SmartChick ~ "Cute" is cute! tehe Thank you! ~ May the coming year bring joy to your life! Remember, we are all rooting and tooting for you! warm healing hugs, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Pat ~ Thank you! It was fun to write something apart from my usual poetry. I ended up making a few edits to hopefully make it flow better. ~ As the sun forever rises with the promise of a new and glorious day, so may you! warm hugs, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Alana ~ Good morning! I would like to thank you and wish you a very Merry Christmas as well! ~ May the coming new year be filled with joy for you and your loved ones! warm hugs, Linda [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (12-20-2002 08:20 AM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Noah ~ Actually, I believe we have about 8 --or more!--lovable laughter-inducers at Passions! They all bring us joy and lift our spirits---and make us happy that we're not their targets! LOL ~ Laughing all the way.... warm hugs, Linda |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Dr. Moose the moose gooser Ain't he recluse? Up in them boondocks, Goosin' them moose. Goosin' them huge moose Goosin' them tiny Goosin' them meadow-moose In they hiney. Old Dr. Moose the moose gooser, Ain't he dumb? Some use an umbrella He uses his thumb. That obtuse moose gooser, Sneakin' thru the woods, Pokin them snoozy moose In they goods. Wanna be like Dr. Moose? Don't need a ticket, Rouse ya up a drowsy moose, Jump from a thicket! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Toe ~ I do believe that we are referring to different Doctor Mooses. The Doctor Moose that I know, would never behave in that manner. He is a gentleman, albeit a gentleman with a naughty sense of humor! ~ I'd be watching your back if I were you!--He may come after you!---with his antlers! EA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
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Naah..he's too much a gentleman for revenge....(and far too good a poet to bully me also) |
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Cpat Hair![]()
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(laughing).... I think both these quite amusing.... Toe, I am not sure what started you on moose goosing, but you write as if you have personal experience.. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
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Hair....of course I do..."Ball-a-deer" has invited me several times...under the pretense of hunting....he's really something out there I'll tell ya. I keep watch with my gun while he has his fantasies..... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Toe ~ I don't know if that olive branch you wrote will do the trick. Our deer Dr. Moose may feel the need to defend his honor! Beware, his antlers are high and very mighty! ~ Sending you lots of protection--light that is!---for your next encounter with the mighty moose! EA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
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Cpat...everything this lovely lady does is REALLY amusing...why I remember one night up in Ontario and the two of us had this Ice cream with whipped cream and she.....oh, wait, I'll email ya about it..... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Captain, your reference to Toe, has really got me thinking!---Experience really does make the best teacher! lol hugs, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Toe, I must jump in here after I read your reply to Hair, our beloved el capitan! I had been under the impression that you had a tight end because of your martial arts. It appears that I must have been mistaken since yours apparently looks like the hind end of a moose! ![]() hugs, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Toe, you are not supposed to kiss and tell! --Captain, don't believe a word that this rascallion says! Afterall, I am an ANGEL, albeit one whose halo slips every once in a while--just to make life more interesting! tehe [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (12-20-2002 02:13 PM).] |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I enjoyed this. *S* [This message has been edited by suthern (12-20-2002 04:49 PM).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
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I have a tight end?....(Not until you say you're mine).... Cpat....She really is an angel...though I didn't see the wings...she sure has very white skin...all over...just like milk, and as smooth as a baby...and her curves flow angelically in soft form like staring at a mountain range during a Hawaiian sunset...and Angel food cake has no flavor whatsoever in comparison....and, and....I'll email ya |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Toe ~ Now I'm really getting paranoid! My monitor has eyes! tehe Forgive me if I sound a bit full of myself here, but seriously speaking, how did you know?!? I thought I was the psychic one! lol |
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Cpat Hair![]()
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(laughing) Toe, I see you know a lot about angles..I mean angels... Always knew you were one of those pious types... pious some people off and some people piuos themselves laughing at your antics.. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
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Angel...yammean ya forgot about my Timex already?..... Cpat.....You got that right...not just pioussing in your ear fersure... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Captain ~ ...and I am piousing my panties over your's and Toe's hysterectically comical commentaries! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Toe ~ To which piece are you referring? Don't they both take a l***ing and keep on ticking? Oh, my, you are turning this angel into a naughty girl! tsk! tsk! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
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Well to answer this naughty question...Yes, they both do....and both are considered making time....Nothin' like getting "wound" up manually is there...it beats the hell out of those things with batteries wouldn't you agree?....(I'm speaking of watches of course, but you knew that...right?)..... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Toe ~ ...of course!...(now uncrossing fingers) tehe |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Toe, about that moose goosin' thing... Now Toe he be sayin' I'm goosin' de moose fer dat kind of talk dere just ain't no excuse. He must be mistakin' his actions fer mine, 'cuz I done see 'im goosin dem under de pines! An i seen 'im goosin' dem under de oaks, dat Toe feller sure is de oddest of folks, he goosin' dem mooses 'neath all kinds of trees an' den he be blamin' de goosin' on me! Now I been behavin an' mindin' my Q's ain't been writin' no asterisks, I'm tellin' youse, last time I done dat I sure caught some flak, now he be startin' dis goosin' attack! I asks you my friends what's dis poor moose to do, should I sock dat ol' Toe an' den give 'im de shoo? [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (12-20-2002 12:52 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Dr. Moose ~ I applaud you on this wonderfully humorous comeback to Toe's distasteful insinuations! I knew you could do it! ---and indeed, I was right! Your antlers are very mighty! I'm sure he'll get the point(s)!!! LOL Warm and fuzzy hugs, EA |
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