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Keeping Hun-Drums On Their Toes
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Keeping Hun-Drums On Their Toes |
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enchantingvamp Member
since 2002-12-21
Posts 214Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas! |
Keeping hum-drums on their toes that's the fun I love the most I stroll down Main St in a rented clown suit laughin' & wavin' at cars that toot I run into Hallmark on a lazy winter's day screaming at the top of my lungs " are you open on Thursdays? " I ride the city bus downtown singin' over & over the wheels on the bus go round & round I requested an old Pizza Hut number so when I answer " Spankin' Nuns " people get flustered I strolled by a police training area wearin' a T that said " pork gives me diarrhea " I almost got arrested for that one but all in all it was awful good fun I call a taxidermist requesting strange quotes " how much to stuff a racoon? a possum? a goat? " I dress up as a nun just to please me to go bar hopin at a place named Lee's what a site I am to see goofin off on kareokee I boogie on down to Okie from Muskogee shakin' a tin cup labeled " Tips Please " keepin' hum-drums on their toes that'sthe fun I love most! * sometimes I get bored murdering Tupperware, a change of diet is always good * Nature has a funny way of breaking that which will not bend....Jewell |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Keona, this was a delight to read. Very cute....  "Love makes the world go around" |
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enchantingvamp Member
since 2002-12-21
Posts 214Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas! |
Garysgirl, I'm laughing myself silly over here because I actually do this stuff....ya think this might be why I can't get a date? LMAO Nature has a funny way of breaking that which will not bend....Jewell |
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Magicmystery Senior Member
since 2002-02-13
Posts 821Windsor, Ontario, Canada |
Leona, ROTFLMAO that stands for Rolling on the floor laughing my *anti-front* off..... I started reading it .... and the more I read the more out loud it became. I remember doing some of these things in my wild and crazy youth... Standing under the clock in the main hall of highschool with 3 wristwatches strapped to each arm, asking passers by if they can tell me what time it is..... sweeping the surface of my empty desk wildly while asking the mangy haired kid in front of me to please keep his "pets" on a leash. This was a great write to come home and read. Best insanity prevention is to go crazy first.   Sherry (still grinning as I put this one in my library) Cherish the good memories of the past and look forward to the adventure called Tomorrow. But above all... be kind to yourself today. [This message has been edited by Magicmystery (01-14-2003 06:44 PM).] |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling) sounds like you got the cure for them..and I am sure it keeps people guessing..and that... can be a good thing.. I enjoyed. |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
enchantingvamp - a most wonderful write, and sense of humor... BC |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
You are too much! Still smiling thinking of some of your shenaigans... Even if you didn't do it, your sense of humor and ability to write it is great. Thanks for the laughs... Hugs, Pat  ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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enchantingvamp Member
since 2002-12-21
Posts 214Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas! |
hey, thats me, the life of the party, and i had nothing to do with pouring everclear in the punch......i dont care who told you i did...... Nature has a funny way of breaking that which will not bend....Jewell |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (big hugggsssssssss) Oh Leona, this is very intriguing, sweet friend, I would always love to rebel against that Tupperware, Stouffers and Sara Lee jargon, here's to the real thing, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Leona, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
tickled me...thanks, it's cute |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
OH yes... I can see you're contending for our "PiPvamp" of the year award... A fine job you're doing, I must say... I've gotta say, I've been seen meandering about an airport or two in a Groucho mask.. among other silly stuff... Welcome to the fold... There's much mischief to be had among us...  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! The title intrigued me, the poem delighted me... I love this! *G* |
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Decaflame Senior Member
since 2001-05-11
Posts 1635 |
Lots of hum in this drum! |
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