Open Poetry #23 |
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Capt. Hair and Old King Sol |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Two women came to see King Sol, With Capt. Hair in a three piece suit, Seems they had been arguing, And the King'd know what to do. Lady one said this handsome guy, Promised to marry her daughter, Lady two said "That's a lie" It's my daughter he sought after." The King demanded they shut up, Told his guard to bring his sword, "I shall cut old "Hair" in two Give half to both you whores." Lady one said, "Oh dear Sire, Don't spill his innocent blood." Lady two said, "Go ahead, He's just a no-good dud!" Wise old Sol decided, He should marry daughter number two, "Because you fit the mother in law role, And he deserves one just like you!" |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMAO Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Larry C![]()
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
My condolences to Cpat Hair! ![]() |
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Cpat Hair![]()
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
I didn't know you knew my first wife... should have guessed though you two have a lot of traits in common when it comes to being sensitive. But then again..I you have always regretted the fact Ol Sol picked your sister for me to marry.... (laughing) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hair?...I don't have a sister...but could ya imagine?.... |
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Larry C![]()
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Toe, Seems this wasn't a roast merely a simmer. Hmmmmmmm... ![]() |
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Cpat Hair![]()
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
well toe... don't tell me it was you I married and divorced!!! If it wan't your sister man she might have been been your grandma... ( knowing toe's family has no branches relationships at times can be hard to describe to Toe) Now Larry.... simmerin is good... there you go getting impatient but then I'm not too surprised after Toe got you all excited writing love poems to you and all... by the way.. did you two figure out if you was closely related enough to date? I know how you all like to keep things in the family and all... I'd hate to see you get your heart broken.... wasn't your mother/autn toe's first wife twice removed? ( laughing) |
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garysgirl![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Now, Mr. Toe, isn't this F-U-N???? Aren't you glad that we missed you so much??? Didn't you miss us, tooo???? I thought so, dear friend. Love To All, Ethel |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
CPAT???? I think we're related by marriage... or else our mother's-in-law were the sisters! LOL This is delightful, Toe... *G* Nice to see you have Cpat on the grill now, too! LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Larry...Ya gotta be gentle with these young whipper snappers at first yanno....but, messin' with mother nature is one thing....but messin' with Toe?....maybe he has a brass set of ovaries? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
a brass set of ovaries? I happen to know this is a painful medical condition! ![]() |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
From reading about it... right, sen??? ROFL!! |
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Cpat Hair![]()
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Now toe...just like you to get all confused..slow down there friend... you're gettin your parts all mixed up. ( Toe always did have problems with gender identity you know) Remember.... thsoe things your wife took from you? Those were the balls you thought were made of brass until she got a hold of your ( oops) The Ovaries... now those are those things that you say in Catholic church..you know..you get your ovary out and say hail to the maries.... those can be brass so I see how you got cornfused.... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I thought those Priests just said: "Icanplaydominoesbetterthanyoucan"... while they were crossing their heart?...Geesch....I learn something new about religion everyday...thanks Pope Hair.....LOL |
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Cpat Hair![]()
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Well now Toe... some of those fellows play a pretty good game of dominoes so they may be telling you that when they cross themselves. Heck... I knew one priest who was heck on wheels when it came to games... he was always playing them down at the tavern. Being old and hard of hearing like I am..I just thought they was grumbling like I was that I had to be there instead of at home sitting round watchin them ed u cational programs. You sure can learn a lot from them shows.... Watching Ol Scooby Doo sure has improved upon my manners... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
"Old King Sol" Was a merry old soul, And a marrying old soul was he! He called mother one Then he called mother two Said, "I'll split the Hair for you!" Oh, no! cried one, Okay cried two, Then King Sol knew what to do. Old Cpat started shaking As the king proclaimed his due "This mean old shrew's daughter Will be the bride for you!" [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (10-23-2002 07:22 PM).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
she was the daughter of a shrew-- though some just called her "witch". her brother had another name... they called him sonava... ei..never mind-- you people are such a bad influence! ![]() |
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*Stubby* Member
since 2002-09-19
Posts 122 |
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Nightshade![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
![]() ![]() ![]() Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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Mistletoe Angel![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
![]() (giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, this is a riot, reading yours and all the other responses is a delight, you are all such joys, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing! ![]() May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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