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0 posted 2002-12-14 11:38 AM


  


Did you read this one
about the missing ornaments?

Seems as if one of Santa's reindeer
(think plastic, please)
lost its primary ornaments
in a Cape Town S. African maul
(think shopping mall).

Yep. Modesty prevails.

For the shiny golden globes
that were so carefully
anatomically positioned
'tween hind legs
were removed from
the star of the show,
after many complaints
from upright (think uptight)citizens.

False modesty prevails.
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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20021213/od_nm/r  eindeer_dc



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1 posted 2002-12-14 11:41 AM


...and they thought they had balls...

-MVS

"AS ABOVE SO BELOW"

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2 posted 2002-12-14 11:43 AM


ROTFLMAO!
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3 posted 2002-12-14 11:46 AM


hahahaha

some people just don't what they want so they take someone else's

did this really really happen? Ya know not everything in print can be believed

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

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4 posted 2002-12-14 11:50 AM


VAS, don't know, but apparently so according to an "Oddly Enough" news blurb this morning on Yahoo!
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5 posted 2002-12-14 12:06 PM


You know midnite you're poems always make me think, but the thought of castration is just too much for me lol great words!
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6 posted 2002-12-14 12:10 PM


RAPH! LOL at your reply.
Disgusting thought isn't it?
Glad I'm not a reindeer.

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7 posted 2002-12-14 12:12 PM


"Generally, we find it wiser to use sexless reindeer," Conradie said.



LOL! Oh dear, looks like this year wasn't one of thise general years! (giggles) Looks like the whole meaning of general needs to be re-written now for the holidays! Thanks for sharing this scoop, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Kacy, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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8 posted 2002-12-14 12:15 PM


Noah, wasn't that hilarious? Where in the H do they find sexless reindeer?
Probably Wal Mart.

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