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Warning to LngJhnAg “The Kitty Kicker”
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Warning to LngJhnAg “The Kitty Kicker” |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown 
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~ By Sue ~ I have thought this over very carefully I am sending my private detective To your neck of the woods He will be watching you everyday If he sees you kick another kitty He will take you to my kitty dungeon With you this detective will have no pity Because Nan and I are kitty lovers The dungeon is filled with vengeful kitties You will be tied to a post “feet and all” These kitties will crawl all over you Licking you on the face and bitting your nose They will sit on top of your head While nibbling on your ear You will have no shoes on your feet So they will climb down from your shoulders Sticking their claws into you skin Until they get all the way down to your feet One by one they will nibble on your toes Not one will have any pity on you When they start tickling your feet 10-15-02 |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
This is so cute Cold hands means a warm heart |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
That's telling him. Oh to be a kitty on that day.  |
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Effigy Member
since 2000-04-11
Posts 486disbelief |
Hey I've got the perfect kittie. My kittie named Poe is an excellant torture weapon. She hates evey one! exept for little ol'me. No vet has ever been able to get close. She is satan incarnate, if Satan was a little fuzzy kittie cat. |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
He really loves kitties, Sue... just likes to pick on them.. You made me smile thinking of a kitty dungeon...  M |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Have pity on me, please, Ms Smarty-Pants Chick I promise to think of you when I get the urge to kick, And thereby hold my boot at bay as the urge passes, I couldn't bear getting chewed to bits by your kitty catses. lol I just love the liberal grammatical license poetry allows. |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Ouch!I have seen what my ex wife's cat did to our curtains.Shudder! paladin |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Uh-oh! LJ....I think the kitten has been smitten and gonna do some toe lickin....ifn you ain't careful.... Nicely done Sue...like this...meowy wowey |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
SmartChick - I'm with you, go get that kitty kicker... BC |
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