A Porsche Substitute (inspired by Toerag's car)

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Tammy Blessing
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since 2002-08-26

Posts 366
PA

0 posted 2002-11-12 01:41 AM

You know that 'ole Toe
I'd have said he's a "Cad"
But a "porsche" substitute
For that "Cad"alac he had

With a big brazen license plate
That (of course!!) reads TOERAG
Well, you know what they say
About a man's need to brag...

The bigger the lettering
The smaller the...ummm...well...
Of course with 'ole Toerag
It's so hard to tell

I guess in a way
He NEEDS a big horn to toot
But still I must say...
It's a porsche substitute

No matter the truth
The car's really HOT
So I guess it don't matter
If he has or has NAUGHT...

[This message has been edited by Tammy Blessing (11-12-2002 02:20 AM).]

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

1 posted 2002-11-12 02:04 AM

Tooting
One's own horn
Eventualy will
Reek of me, me, me!
Annoying yes, but
Gulp...did you say he had a porsche?

This was so cute, and he wishes! The plate on that car was about the size of the bumper LOL. You did a cute poem in jest, he's going to get a kick out of this one for sure. Nice job!

Let there be peace on earth,
and let it begin with me.

[This message has been edited by Mysteria (11-12-2002 02:14 AM).]

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

2 posted 2002-11-12 02:08 AM

AAWW, Tammy, this is so cute.
Isn't that Mr. Toe a nut.....and his pictures are something else, aren't they?
Thanks for sharing your poem, Tammy.

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

3 posted 2002-11-12 07:11 AM

But...but, it was a real Porsche, and it is REAL fast and I indeed owned it for almost two days?...LOL....Thanks, (I think), for the write?....

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2002-11-12 09:10 AM

Aw, geesh... and I thought he sent that pic just to me to impress me??? LOL But that's okay... tis the MAN that impresses... though the car sure is purty! *G*

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

5 posted 2002-11-12 09:57 AM

Tammy, I had never seen a backend on a car like that before in my life! It was amazing! It looked like a space-mobile! How fitting for our dear space cadet! LOL

Fun poem!

Linda

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

6 posted 2002-11-12 10:49 PM

(giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, with a plate like that is it legal? LOL! This is cute, sweet friend, you think a Mercedes "bends" you've got to be mistaking, hehehe I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Tammy, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

7 posted 2002-11-14 06:23 PM

A perfect poem for Mr.Toe's car, Tammy....
I think he should call it "The Toemobile" LOL

~ hugs and bows

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Wind

Member Elite

since 2002-10-12

Posts 2981

8 posted 2002-11-14 07:22 PM

You know what they say: men hide behind their cars...

"Sticks and stones will break my bones,
But words will break my heart"

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

9 posted 2002-11-14 10:10 PM

Tammy, there's not room in a Porche for Toe's gut and a steering wheel!

I can picture him in a Cobra....I'd LIKE to picture him in a cobra!!!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

10 posted 2002-11-15 07:19 AM

Balladeer wants me eaten by a cobra...Wind...well, he's just full of hot air and passes wind, EarthAngel?....my "backend" is pretty nice isn't it?...Chip....it is a Toemobile, but the money's back in my bank now...I sure wouldda loved to keep that car, MistleToe, there ain't a whole lot about me that is legal..Garysgirl, my pictures usually are something else, Mysteria, I don't have the Porsche, but I've got a few sports cars, ya wanna ride?,..Suthern, are you enjoying the Porsche?....and Ms. Blessing....my "horn" is pretty big, it's been "tooted" a good many times too....(come check out my back seat)..

[This message has been edited by Toerag (11-15-2002 07:20 AM).]

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