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If Only Balladeer's Dad Had Listened
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If Only Balladeer's Dad Had Listened |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer's mom advised young 'Deer, (And he was often told) "I wish your dad had listened to me, And practiced birth control!" [This message has been edited by Toerag (10-31-2002 12:49 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
For one moment's burst of pleasure Brings years and years of strife! Of course, that is assuming Bal could ever find a wife! ROFL... Geesh, sweets... I really didn't think I had much in common with Bal... but my Mother looked daggers at Daddy a lot, too... something about one was MORE than enough??? LOL suthern the second *G* [This message has been edited by suthern (10-31-2002 12:32 PM).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
And of Toe of course there's lots to say About his parents, who ran away. His father's cries, his mother's screams, When Toe was born on Halloween. "It was spooky," his father said, "To have a baby with a face that red." "Toe's got nerve," his mother claimed,. "To make it look like we're to blame." heh - poor ol' Toe was getting hit from all sides right there in the delivery room. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn....and obviously nuthin's changed!!! LOL |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Do you mean to imply that Momma Deer wished her Balla Deer had never been born?!? How could that be? Tell me it isn't so!--if this is true, out of compassion, I will never use him as the "buck" end of my jokes. EA |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Toe darling man I like this I like it a whole lot, of course this is because I have five sisters so my mum was always saying if she knew what was causing us all she would stop doing it. Mum couldn’t hear very well And this story I heard her tell Every night my husband said to me Are you going to sleep or what cheri   Love and warm stuff As always Mushy  Breathe through the heat of our desire |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
'deer, You may need this:  |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
Wow, that was harh. Even for you toe. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Wind....Balladeer and LongJohn both, I'm sure..know if they ever needed anything..a nose to punch..money..or someone taken out...they could call me...LOL...(they also know I'm stupid and would probably do it) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Wind - You're about 3 years late on witnessing the birth of this traid of destruction - lol. 'Deer, Toe and I are actually pretty close. We each have our parts: 'Deer is the scalawag, Toe is the n'er-do-well rascal, and I'm here as the innocent victim of their cruelty. Of the three of us, you must trust only me. (Actually, I've known Toe for almost 5 years now.) Hey, Wind - I just read your profile. Were you at a CFA Cat Show outside Washington, DC, this past Sep/Oct? Do you have a business that teaches people how to train cats? [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (11-01-2002 08:11 AM).] |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
LOL.. That poor woman. To think of birth control AFTER that unfortunate incident!! Of course if Balladeer's Mom hadn't had that little "accident", who would you have to put up with YOU!!?? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LJA...what?...did you go to that cat show for punt practice? |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
You guys, thats just an inside joke! No I don't train cats. They are fat persians and even slower than Toerag! LOL, just kidding. And I know it isn't serious. Its fun to read! |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Mr. Toe...now, aren't you ashamed??? Here I went and told you to "sic 'em" (Mr. Ball-Deer and Mr. Sailor Man), and you go and hurt their feelings so bad that Mr. Ball-Deer has to "moon" you ....HeeHee!!!! |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Awwwwww, now look at how you made Balladeer feel, why did you have to get his poor parents involve...or were you right all along? LOL! (big huggssssss) This is cute, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You ahve such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Paul Wilson
since 2002-07-07
Posts 4711United States |
Toe...The best thing of all is being able to take a ribbing from Deer & John and still be able to count them as a friend. Grown men still do have fun every now & then...Paul |
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Walter Poe Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 787 |
The biggest mistake since Mr Hitler Said to Mrs Hitler "lets go upstairs im feeling a little fruity" "Blackadder goes forth" Take a good look at my face |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Ah...the wars continue!! Cute Toe!!! And I do love Toe's picturesque reply!!! You can never win or lose |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
It's like that old Phyllis Diller Joke where she said: When I was born they slapped my mother! heh. Cor |
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