Open Poetry #23 |
A renewed plea for Toe and 'Deer (embellished post from #5) |
LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
It isn't fun to sit quietly by, While tears are pouring from my eyes, Thinking of my friends in the fray.... (Somehow seems to make my day.) Balladeer, with his sly style, As usual makes the ladies smile. And Suthern, too, I might add, Seems to be somehow glad. Poor ol' Toe, with face so long, Has been rebuked for his wrongs. Regardless, though, Toe's still game... (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in 1st Grade). These two poets in their war, Make us sad like ne'er before. Toe with his off color wit, 'Deer with his response to it. We want you two to stop this war, We don't want you fighting anymore. (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you will get yours.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you write real poor). Blessed are peacemakers, I've been told, That's why 'Deer should make peace with Toe. And, Toe, my friend, you should too Make peace with 'Deer as I would do. Now come on boys, please shake hands. Show us that you understand. (psst, 'Deer. Toerag said you write real bad.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll kick your a**.) Please heed my call to end this feud, We in Passions love both of you. (psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll run you off.) (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you're always soft.) Heed this plea from old Long John, We fear for you if you go on. (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you love young sheep.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in trouble deep.) Please stop this war, give peace a chance ‘Deer, please extend an Olive branch (psst Toe, ‘Deer says he'll slap you silly) (psst, ‘Deer, Toe says your writing's frilly.) I'm sure other poets will take my side, (psst, Toe, ‘Deer says you blush like a bride.) We only want an end to this feud (psst, ‘Deer, Toe says your humor's crude). I've had my say, my pleading's done Please let the course of this war run Embrace each other and end this sorrow (psst, I'll take the picture and post it tomorrow). |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... I think this "peacemaker" has just fired a few rounds into the dust that rarely settles! *G* How appropriate, sailor... On the day we think of cauldrons bubbling, you reach in to stir the pot! LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Uhhh?....thank goodness for these peace activists...LOL |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Peace activists sometimes get arrested and put into jail, LJ.... But I like your offering anyway... and as I sing my mantra of "free speech" I know we'd have no fun here if there were peace ~ chipmunk peace activist hugs Lyra |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMAO God you guys are to funny. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Doing a wee bit of instigation on the side, sailor? Don't worry, I don't need any prodding to go after that lugnut....or you!!! |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
And here I was going to switch "sides" and root for the peacemaker! And Suthern called ME an agitator!! LOL Tammy |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Mr. Sailor Man...just keep on agitating poor ole Mr. Toe and Mr. Ball-Deer. We'll all help you make "peace" for just as long as it takes to keep the war going...I mean to "end" the war!!HeeHee!! Love To All, Ethel |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
"If you desire to burn on a higher plane, Do not distrust your inner flame. Believe in yourself and trust your heart, Then open your mind and ignite the spark." ============================= just stopped in to say Hi and its so good to see your pirate puss around here again A belated welcome back...I'm always behind in here...trying to be a good moth I LOVE your critque quote!! its a moth anthem.!! Unknown to us, there are moments when crevices open for time to come alive with begining. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
LJ~Seems to me you are more of an instigator than a peacemaker. You are also a sweetheart and a clever and very funny writer! ~TGIF Hugs~ ~Love, like magic, depends on believing.~ |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Have you considered a career negotiating peace in the Middle East...it may be easier than making Toe and Balladeer sign a truce... [This message has been edited by scorpio (11-01-2002 04:17 PM).] |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
You know LJ, the feuding between Balladeer and Toe often upsets me. I wish they would be friends. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Smartchick....don't fret, my friend. Toerag and I have the greatest respect for each other and I consider him one of my best friends (just don't tell him I told you ) I thank you, Sue.... |
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