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Keeping an Eye Out for Toerag...
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Keeping an Eye Out for Toerag... |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Toe sat in the restaurant Wolfing down beans and franks. The waiters kept their distance 'Cause the odor was so rank! A blonde that sat nearby him, In a moment of despair, Sneezed so hard her glass eye flew out Which Toe caught in mid-air!! She was so apologetic And embarrased by it all She paid for Toerag's dinner And she joined him for a while. Afterwards, they had some drinks, Toe smiling with delight... Then she asked him to take her home, Come in and spend the night. Toe was overwhelmed by this And she could hear him blubber. He hadn't had a REAL date That wasn't made of rubber!!! Next morning she fixed breakfast Which Toe gobbled, hungrily. The he began to ask himself, 'Why did she pick me????' "Hey, blondie, do you do this thing With every single guy?" "Oh, no!", she smiled. "Of course not! You just happened to catch my eye!!!"  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
This is so naughty---and cute! Did Toe return the glass eye, or did he keep it to add to his trophy collection of false teeth, false-ies, etc.....tehe You're in fine form today, Michael! Linda |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
ROFLMAO!!! This is quite an "eye catching" poem here Balladeer! Glad to "see" Toe finally got some. I'm sure he'll appreciate this special Halloween treat. But the trick with the eye was especially neat! |
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ThisDiamond Member Rara Avis
since 2002-02-22
Posts 9353Michigan, USA |
I see...that you and Toe have not finished... Always a delight to read you. ThisDiamond |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Nice shot, 'Deer! Poor ol' Toe is getting what's due him now. It makes me wanna join the fray and put that boy down for the count - heh. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
'Deer...you are just too much! ROTFL!! ~Happy Haunting Hugs To You~ |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
LOL got me giggling big here Balladeer, I see the whole scene before me ROFLMAO!!! You're good  Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! Excellent volley in the fray. *G* (And thanks for the idea... This eye's awfully hard to pop out??? *puzzled look* But Toe's worth it! *G*) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Ummm....have ya ever heard of; "An Eye for an Eye?"....... |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, Hammurabi would have blushed and burst into abrupt laughter reading this! LOL! (smiles) This is sooooooo cute and mildly naughty, sweet friend, this will have Toerag's hair raise up high, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Balladeer, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
This is so cute, Michael... the poor girl sure got an eyeful, didn't she?  ~ hugs and acornsLyra |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! I could just see this happening as I read this. Wonderful story! |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
’Deer dearest heart I really really enjoyed this, I have need of a smile right now, better still a laugh and this is absolutely ideal. Thank you dearest heart for gifting me with the perfect medicine for my soul. I rarely if ever let outside events affect me, but at the present time I need all the sunshine my soul can gather, this sprinkles just the right amount. As always you do these so very very well, when you play tag with Toe I must say I thoroughly enjoy it, so please don’t stop playing it is a delight to read. Beautifully done, thank you Love and warm stuff As always Mushy  Breathe through the heat of our desire |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
ROFLMAO! |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... what a great punchline Michael. Thanks for starting my morning off with a grin!  Best wishes and hugs, /Kit |
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Krissy Senior Member
since 2002-02-22
Posts 556kent England |
Balladeer this is very funny indeed I just picked myself off of the floor laughing so much I’m so glad I got a chance to reply to this, this is awesome writing and I love it. love and warm stuff as always Krissy And while thy willing soul transpiers |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
lol, I think she was CIA and was just keeping her eye on him. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Poor ole Mr. Toe....... Mr. Ball-Deer, you and Mr. Sailor Man just pick on him AAALLLL the time!!!!!!! Sic 'em, Toe. HeeHee!! BTW......Didn't that Popeye the "Sailor Man" only have one eye? ???? |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
Sorry Ball-deer, your poem needs some editing And I've decided to change the ending so Toe won't poke your eye out... But balladeer Was very sly And Toerag's blonde was impressed She thought old deer' Was the best The old flirt stole her away Something he'll regret his wedding day Because every night She takes it out of her head And puts it in a jar By Ball-deer's bed LOL just kidding! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOL@wind! I'll be ok as long as I don't get thirsty in the middle of the night! Thaks all for the replies. You all make this place fun!! |
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CSKpoet Senior Member
since 2002-07-12
Posts 845Island in Paradise |
ROTFLMSAO!  and  Loved this one too!Laughing is great medicine.. Keep it up!  Poetry is: |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Did anyone ever tell you that you sure are heck are good at this? If not, and I can type through these tears of laughter, I will tell you that you are a precious possession to this site. Very cute poem. |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Oh yeah,this is good! Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Where would Passions be without the 'Deer, Toe and LongJohn.... Certainly not with a grin and a chuckle.. Thanx Michael.... (Toe...I am on your side...OK?) |
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Paul Wilson
since 2002-07-07
Posts 4711United States |
Deer... Well kiss my grits, isn't this a sight for sore eyes. Watch Toe, next he might have a eye on you...Paul |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
What??? You mean that’s how to catch a fella’s eye???? I’ve been going about it all wrong. Who knew?? Cute one m’Deer. I’m off to check out the retaliation now!! You can never win or lose |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
Well 'Deer, it's been a bit and a while, but eye see you're at it still making the gents and girls all smile you wrap them up fine, your wit still thrills, don't stop now, go spread your wile! there are surely more stories to spill! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Ewwwwwww! Poor Toe! Deer one, only a jealous man would write feverently so, of the image of a lover the one that mirrors Toe. Cor |
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EagleScorpion Senior Member
since 2000-03-08
Posts 1644Here, Now, Forever |
AAAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thats precious.. thats very funny dude. hahaha oh man. I have sent you nothing but angels, and I have placed nothing but miracles before you. |
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likitysplit Junior Member
since 2002-07-25
Posts 23Alabama |
I just want to thank you for this fine tribute. This is about as fine as I've ever read. For my father, and those that served with him and before him, I salute you. I know my father is a hero, as I guess most kids hope to think of their father this way. I know my dad is, not only during Vietnam, but has proven this many times since. It's cost him his dignity as he says, and doesn't sleep an entire night because of his valor, this I hate. Again, thanks for this wonderful write. |
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Krissy Senior Member
since 2002-02-22
Posts 556kent England |
Deer I just thought this needs a bump so here it is ok . Still funny keeping an eye on toe are you then. Very well written love and warm stuff as always Krissy And while thy willing soul transpiers |
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