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Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

0 posted 2003-01-09 09:21 PM

This is called "Stinky Twinkie's Drop of Gasoline"

My mustache is pitiful
give me my macaroni so I can go home
Stinky Twinkie is the same person
as Dorito Jones

My ears stick out bad
give me money like the tooth fairy did
Stinky Twinkie is a trash can lid

My fingers are wierd looking
my burger has peanuts and it is green
Stinky Twinkie is a drop of gasoline

Well, this will most likely be the last poem from Stinky Twinkie to be posted on piptalk. I'm all out of ideas and I haven't written anything new (other than this one) in the last two weeks. You can probably tell that I'm only getting worse, so I feel that my time is over as a "poet". This is should be a great day for all of you because now the forum will return to normal and it will be completely serious again. Game over, so you can all cheer and eat cheese now

. Good day and eat chocolate!

-Stinky Twinkie-

rxyfxy04
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 54
lil' town in Virginia

1 posted 2003-01-09 09:31 PM

no.. u cant do that.. u HAVE to keep writing!!! i really think you prolly made some people have some good laughs thru ur poestry!!.. keep it up...

RxyFxy04

WinterWren
Senior Member

since 2002-12-01

Posts 1044
...Coming to

2 posted 2003-01-10 02:36 PM

NOooo!! I don't want it to be serious!! You can't Go!! *gasp choke cough..* *WinterWren dies thinking of how bleak piptalk will be without Stinky Twinkie.*

WinterWren
"I want you to believe in life. Will you find out who you are too late, to change?" -Dishwalla-

EleanorMoonbaby
Member

since 2002-09-02

Posts 202
England, UK

3 posted 2003-01-10 05:38 PM

You can't go! If you really are stuck for ideas, then take some time out by all means, but not forever! We'll miss your interesting poems in a sea of teen angst!

Ellie

"I'm terribly sorry ma'am, my karma just ran over your dogma"

jeffwillett
Member

since 2003-01-04

Posts 86
Texas, US

4 posted 2003-01-10 06:01 PM

um...what the?

Riley

Senior Member

since 2002-07-18

Posts 1038
in the pouring rain

5 posted 2003-01-10 06:45 PM

I might as well give my input, I haven't written anything new in over 4 weeks I think it is, but I am not going to stop writing. You don't have to write a new poem every day, or week. Just write them as the ideas come. Keep Writing......

Ri

Morning mist clings to my face, and my soul opens up to you......

CwboyAtHeart
Senior Member

since 2001-04-14

Posts 541
Selah, WA, USA

6 posted 2003-01-10 08:13 PM

Your humor brings something to pip that hasn't been here in a while. Funny poems are very needed sometimes, and you bring that to the forums. It would be sad here without your work, sometimes it gets too serious around here. I don't think you should go, go ahead and take a break, writers block gets the best of us. Heck, try some serious stuff if you're running out of funny ideas, try to get some emotion out by writing more serious stuff. But then again, don't let your sense of humor in your poems be lost, either. I haven't written anything new in over a month, but I know I'll write more eventually. If you leave, we will have lost an important part of pip. Good luck.

      - Cody -

Note To Self:  If Pigs Can Fly, So Can I!!!

If someboy laughs at me, does that make me funny or just plain stupid?

foreverwithyou
Member

since 2002-10-20

Posts 204
Wonderland

7 posted 2003-01-10 10:03 PM

riiiiiiiiiighttttttttttt

"I am who I am who I am who am I?"

CloudedDreams
Member

since 2002-11-23

Posts 210
My Fantasy Realm

8 posted 2003-01-10 11:38 PM

Hey,
Don't give it up. You brought a bit of light into the sad world of teenage heartbreak and depression. You have shown us a light to hope for, that one extraordinary poem tht is a bit different from the rest. You can settle down, and maybe not post as much as you once did, but don't give it up entirely. If you do leave, you are irreplacable. You are the Legendary Stinky Twinkie, and your memory will last for a while. Don't leave us....

Yes there will be tommorrow, but will you be there to greet it?

OtherSideOfTheMirror
Member

since 2002-12-19

Posts 245

9 posted 2003-01-11 12:44 PM

I can only pray you will continue and this is some strange desire for increased attention... not that I'd blame you or anything... but whatever. I really like this and I know stuff will come to you. I haven't written in a month but I'm still reading and replying and sticking with it.

Stay Oh Smelliest of the Twinkie World!

I will be sad without you!

mindy
Junior Member

since 2002-12-18

Posts 34
VA, US

10 posted 2003-01-12 03:38 PM

Now porkchops...and plastic....what is up with this? You can't stop writing, especially after that magnificant performance on Friday January 10, 2003!
SHHHHHHHH!

[This message has been edited by mindy (01-12-2003 03:45 PM).]

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