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Stinky Twinkie
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since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

0 posted 2002-12-22 11:33 PM

HOLY SKINNY DIPPIN' MONKEYS! The first poem here actually has a message behind it. Amazing, considering that I wrote it. The others are just more meaningless banter about animals and inanimate objects.

"Who Would've Thunk It?" (and yes, I know "thunk" isnt the correct term)

Who would've thunk that
my big toe would've jumped up and walked away?
I never would've thunk
that this even would change my day.
Who would've thunk that
my big toe would've went off and joined the circus?
I couldn't believe
how much my amputation hurt us.

"Banal Butterbeans"

This is what it means
to truly be a sinner
you squished my banal butterbeans
you maimed my dinner

You are a minion for the Food Devil
You fly around in your Satan Boat
On a whole other dangerous level
you infernal billy goat

I hate you for messing
with my banal butterbeans
but right now I'm digesting
the Milkshake Queen

-Stinky Twinkie is pale as all get-out-

[This message has been edited by Stinky Twinkie (12-23-2002 11:14 AM).]

CloudedDreams
Member

since 2002-11-23

Posts 210
My Fantasy Realm

1 posted 2002-12-23 07:59 AM

this is grreat.... I mean, who would ever write a poem about butterbeans? lol keep it up!

HopelessRomanticGuy
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since 2001-08-17

Posts 495
LI, New York

2 posted 2002-12-23 09:05 AM

Glad to see the addition of a message hasn't dampened your sense of humor! THis poem was still rather funny. I agree, who WOULD write a poem about Butterbeans!? Why, you, of course! LOL

"You can't hurt meee!! 'Cause I've got on my cheeeeese helmet!"

roxywrestlegirl04
Member

since 2002-10-29

Posts 74
good ole DINWIDDIE

3 posted 2002-12-23 11:55 AM

yet another wonderful poem from the king of all pale people...great work...(i dont see the message in the first poem..please explain!)
LIZ

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Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

4 posted 2002-12-23 06:16 PM

perhaps I should make a correction, its not really a message in the poem. It really doesnt mean anything to anyone else besides me. There are a lot of symbols in the poem. I'll explain in detail later, I dont have time right now.

-Stinky Twinkie-

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