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Wedding of the Century
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Wedding of the Century |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia 
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*This is not revenge, that is still cooling. This is in response to Balladeer's wish regarding a wedding with Toe. The wedding of the century The finest thing to do With me all dressed in white And Toerag looking blue I think that on his buck's night He drank much too much wine But what's that on his you know what Could it be boot black shine? I'm sorry for the greenish tinge That flows around his gills Do you think it's wise on my advice? That he took all those pills I stand at the altar singing A dirge that's made for two And Beethoven played to rap Is causing a broo hoo The crowd is getting restless I offer him the cup To seal our vow, he takes it now Leans over to chuck up He turns around to cheering Doesn't know it's for a friend And he's insanely leering How I wish this day would end A wink and nod as good as done He catches the bouquet Tackles me like a player That's just joined in the fray Lying down together We struggle on the floor While all the crowd are laughing Well who could ask for more The marriage consummated As we leaned in for the kiss I said, be glad the wedding's over dear Now you're booked in for a Bris Please correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding of a Bris is a religious ceremony coupled with a circumscision.  Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown [This message has been edited by Kethry (08-31-2002 06:21 AM).] |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Kethry - way to go!!!!! Love it.... BC |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
YIKES!!! I think I will pass on the Bris.... Great Poem....certainly fitting for our infamous Toe.... Cute one Keth....You are quite good at the soft slam.... |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Oh my gosh,. I would never want to get caught in that kind of ceremony! LOL! Oh my gosh, you crack me up, this is delightful, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Kethry, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOL! A circumcision for Toe would require microscopic surgery! Nicely done, Keth! A wedding to Toe would be a nightmare for any normal human female...it would be a Ruth-less thing to do..but, then again, he would always be good for laughs, especially at intimate times  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Lessee... Bal thinks marriage to Toe would be a "ruth"less thing to do to a woman... and Keth has him green around the "gill"s... Toerag, sweets, it's fate!!!! *G* Forget that unappreciative Kethry... I'm on my way with bells on! (And a bag over my head... wouldn't want your tender tummy to get worse! LOL) |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Keth! You knave! You'll hurt his tender feelings if you're not careful!  (This is one wedding I would not want to miss!)Nan(Pilgrim variety) |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Keth beloved heart sister and holder of the nights silver glow, why and how did I miss this delight? Useless to ask, but I’m replying now. You see how great a writer you are? The range to make me laugh to cry to sigh and to simply breathe you in utter awe. This as you know is utterly uttterly merciless in it’s mirth and I love it love it love it as always. Thank you darling heart you certainly know how to tickle me. This is delicious As always Slushy   Breathe through the heat of our desire Thy coolness and they balm Let sense be dumb let flesh retire Speak through the earthquake wind and fire [This message has been edited by Marsha (09-17-2002 08:26 PM).] |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Kethry - I fell off the chair reading this. Just great.... BC |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Still laughing here...wonderful "wedding"...though I think I'll skip the Bris too... jwesley |
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