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Michael Jordan's Roomies
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Michael Jordan's Roomies |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer, Mike and Toerag They were the bachelors three, 'Deer and Toe were unemployed, Getting housing subsidies. They lived with Michael Jordan, That athelete of fame, 'Deer likes Michael's underwear, (The ones without the stains) Balladeer was getting bored, Decided to find some work, This wasn't going to be easy, Few offer jobs to jerks. Sure enough he found a job, Had to be at work by eight, Told Toe to wake him early, Couldn't show up late. Toerag told tall Michael, "Let's trick old Balladeer, We'll paint his face all black tonight From the fireplace wood that's seered." They did their deed and woke him late, "Get up old Balladeer! Get dressed and run, it's almost eight, You'll lose the job we fear!" Balladeer threw on his clothes, And ran right out the door, No time to shave or shower, He had his Yugo floored. He got to work, (all painted black) His boss looked up and said: "Who are you? I know you not?" I think you're out of your head." "It's me the guy you hired? Remember late last night?" The boss said, "No, you are not him, The guy I hired's white!" 'Deer went home, looked in the mirror, Said, "That stupid-ass Toerag! He woke the wrong damn person, And I wanted that job so bad!" [This message has been edited by Toerag (08-23-2002 08:16 AM).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, That is so bad I had to laugh. Have fun and a good day. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLMBO at SY! What he said! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
By the time I got to flooring the Yugo, I was already laughing... that sent me over the edge. LOL ROFLMAO!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hey Sy.....I'll have you know I put alot of time and effort into this poem...(almost five minutes)...and you think it's bad?.....(I know, all the time and effort shows doesn't it?)....LOL |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
I can relate to this one..in the 60's someone did that to me....but I can't tell the story...it isn't politically correct. *s M |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
This is so funny! But, what a mean trick to play on Balldeer. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I agree, smartchick! He is always very mean to me but I've learned to live with it,  Speaking of Michael Jordan, oh warped one, why don't you and I start a basketball team? We can do the things we're best at....I'll make passes and you dribble  |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Awwwwww, hey, that's mean! Hey, does Balladeer also own Michael Jordan's 23 North Carolina college-basketball jersey too? (washed of course) LOL! This is wonderful, sweet friend, we all love you so mcuh! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
This is too funny, Mr.Toe.... but you are mean... You are the only one who could get away with this politically incorrect stuff... LOL Deer's reply.... Speaking of Michael Jordan, oh warped one, why don't you and I start a basketball team? We can do the things we're best at....I'll make passes and you dribble  ~ hugs for making us laughLyra |
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Ceinwyn Member Elite
since 2000-07-09
Posts 2175VA |
LMAO and thus forth *giggles* OMG I so needed that laugh!!Kristen |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
giggle...good grief... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! .......... I can't stop!!!! P.S. please note that within the haha's, there are ahah's---which show my respect for your writing haha's! ~ SMILES ~ Earth Angel |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
BTW did you know you can double the trade in value of a Yugo by getting a full tank of gas. paladin |
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