LongJohn, Crockadile Hunter, Elephant Trainer

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-10-11 04:30 PM

LongJohn's love for animals,
Is more than just a fetish,
When you talk about it,
His face turns very reddish.

When he was a young lad,
At age of twenty two,
He had dreams most every night,
To work at Maryland's zoo.

Tigers, Lions, snakes and ants,
He loved them all the same,
His favorite was an elephant,
Matilda was her name.

Once before the zoo
Had opened for the day,
LongJohn bathed Matilda,
In his usual way.

He took all of his clothes off,
Was in his birthday suit,
Matilda looked perplexed at him,
Thought he looked very cute.

Now LongJohn was just humming,
And soon began to sing,
Then Matilda questioned LongJohn,
"Can you breathe thru that little thing?"

regards2you
Member Elite

since 2002-10-01

Posts 3940
California

1 posted 2002-10-11 04:43 PM

Well, you've outdone yourself this time. Am falling off this chair in laughter.

As ever, am so glad for your talent and sharing it with us.....

Warmly, Pat

..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons..
"Desiderata"

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2002-10-11 04:47 PM

Oh, yes! I love it! I hope the three of you guys really get going on these "biographies"!

LongJohn should have been proud that Matilda even noticed!

hahaha
EA

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

3 posted 2002-10-11 06:11 PM

I knew it , I knew the first row was the best place to install myself in. ROFLMAO Toe, you really got me laughing here now.

Oh boy, this is going to be such fun!!!!

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

4 posted 2002-10-11 06:11 PM

Not only did she notice, she was JEALOUS!!! lol - That Toerag is a rascal and a scalawag. Don't any of you ladies trust him! He's a devil! Funny story, though

Balladeer

Administrator

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2002-10-11 09:41 PM

That LongJohn!! I hear he picks his nose a lot, too

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

6 posted 2002-10-11 10:32 PM

(giggles in delight, making the Big Top whirl in laughter) Oh my gosh, well in Matilda's sense he seems to be a natural at this! I love it, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Radrook
Senior Member

since 2002-08-09

Posts 648

7 posted 2002-10-11 10:40 PM

Enjoyed!
Thanks for sharing!

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

8 posted 2002-10-11 11:30 PM

Is his nose the only thing he picks?

~ loving chipmunk hugs to Mr.Toe

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

9 posted 2002-10-14 12:44 PM

Old Long John isn't well endowed
But keeps Matilda clean and proud
She doesn't mind sharing her bath
(Since it's the only one he hath!)

ROFL... What a welcome back for the sailor! LOL And how kind of you to not mention that Matilda had to wear eyeglasses to "notice" him. LOL

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

10 posted 2002-10-23 05:39 AM

Nice write...James

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