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NEWS FLASH!! Balladeer Wanted For Truck Hi-Jacking
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NEWS FLASH!! Balladeer Wanted For Truck Hi-Jacking |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I just watched the news, Couldn't believe my ears, The police are hunting a suspect Our beloved Balladeer. They said that Balladeer, Hi-Jacked a panel van It was loaded with Viagra, A crime he had well planned. They've started an all state search They're looking everywhere, For that "hardened" criminal" The poet Balladeer. |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMBO This is too hilarious. I love it. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh. OH! Uh-oh!  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! Should someone warn Franni? LOL This is great, sweets... thanks for the grins! *G* (Of course, my grin isn't as big as Bal's... but then... LOL) |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Uh oh, the chase is on! LOL! Follow that truck while there's still time, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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NewEnglandlazurlu Member Rara Avis
since 2002-01-04
Posts 7470A Mountain Paradise |
Oh my, oh my! No one is safe with Michael and the Big V on the loose! Ladies, head for cover! Marti |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
OH MYYYYY!!!!  |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Headed for Viagra Falls Lyra |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I didn't even know the truck carried Viagra....Guess I was just a lucky stiff!! Once again I have been provoked. Does the need for spanking never end?? Got a smile outta me here, dingo!  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Ahhh, it's so good to bring the roach out of the closet!!....Hope you're doing well my friend.... |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
All the women better look out...James |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
ROTFLMAO You never fail to make me laugh  A toque IS a hat! And I have one! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Ahhh...poor Deer....desperate was he? Toe, you always bring a smile to my face, especially when Balladeer is involved LOL Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow [This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (10-10-2002 02:03 PM).] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
ToeMan~ You MUST have been watching the same bulletin I saw !  Yeppers ... they're closing in on him~ This is better than the O.J. chase !! LOL !  *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Toe, this is absolutely, fantasmagorically, hysterical! P.S. Could you please give me the location of Balladeer and his precious cargo! It sounds like he'd be up for a very good time! tehe Linda |
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amigo Senior Member
since 2001-10-12
Posts 520the earth school |
Oh...i didn't watch the news...so, you said, the truck is headed towards my state...yeeha...i admire the direction your thoughts take us with you, Toe...thanks for the laugh... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Toerag, you are SOOOOOOOO funny. I love the way you make everyone laugh. That is such a special gift, you have. (Hey, read my second reply to you on your comment on my poem "I'll See You Later Today" ). Thanks for your poem. Best Wishes And Love To All' Ethel/garysgirl |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
LOL! Loved this, Toe...poor Balladeer.  LOLThe stars will shine when I am gone, |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
You are soooo BAD.....rofl....  ChrisLife is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I'm heading for CANADA!!! |
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*Stubby* Member
since 2002-09-19
Posts 122 |
What else can I say but hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe that deserved a real belly rool Thanks J |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Balladeer, yer headin' for Canada, eh??? Well hurry on! I'm up here waiting for you! ---Don't dump your precious cargo! EA |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Don't worry, Earth Angel. You'll never have to ask "What's up?"  |
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Radrook Senior Member
since 2002-08-09
Posts 648 |
They've started an all state search They're looking everywhere, For that "hardened" criminal" The poet Balladeer. Awsome! |
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