Open Poetry #22 |
A Toerag Halloween |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It's almost now that time of year, To dress scary like Balladeer, Scare those kids, hand out candy, Make my day and just feel dandy. Trick or Treat, that's what they say, How those darlings love to play. Wear a mask, growl and scream, Scare them kids and act real mean. Pumpkins carved like poltergeists, Only cuz I am so nice, Play horror music loud and clear Watch them kids run off in fear. What the hell, we want fun too? Buy cheap candy, that will do. Two thousand pieces-a buck or two, Broccoli suckers, (They're good for you). Those older gals-dressed like Elvira, Get "more" than candy, if they desire ya. "Hi little girl, you're dressed so fine, Come on in for a real good time!" "How old are you?-Twenty eight? Come on in, ya look just great." Ain't Halloween just fun and dandy? Hey little girl, ya want some "candy?" "It's okay, come on in, I'm not one of those "kind" of men. Reach down in here-in my front pocket, A big surprise, might be 'chock-lit?" [This message has been edited by Toerag (10-09-2002 11:31 AM).] |
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Krishankins
since 2002-06-23
Posts 972Texas |
This piece is definitely fit for halloween. Reminds me of an Ozzy song. Mr. Tinkertrain. Nice job! Hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken!? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Well, I know where I'm going trick-or-treating! I want some of that choc-lit! tehe Sounds like you go all out for Halloween! I dress up and play scary music and have lanterns and pumpkins all over the place! ~ Don't forget to wear a mask so you don't frighten all the little children! hehe ~ Linda |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, You sure you got pockets? LOL |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
My birthday's not far away Could I just skip the candy? Searching through sweet Toerag's jeans Certainly sounds dandy! A greater gift I've never had It would be such a treat! By the way, Toerag, dear friend This poem can't be beat!!! *G* I love this, Toe... with broccoli suckers and a Balladeer mask, you'll certainly scare away all the kids... giving you more time to devote to the ladies. *G* |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMBO Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(giggles in delight) Yes, be sure to put on that mask, and make way for the sugar-coated broccoli stalks! (smiles) Looks like you're all set for Halloween, sweet friend, yay, don't eat too much now, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
She wouldn't get a treat Cause you are such a meanie And all the gals who know you know You have a little holloweenie. They'll come over here To good guy Balladeer. I'll fill their sack with things divine And hope that one day they'll fill mine! |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Lyra copyright2002 Lyra Nesius "poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks [This message has been edited by Madame Chipmunk (10-09-2002 04:14 PM).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LOL a Balladeer's reply...it's about time ya showed up around here ya old fart...and thank you all for the nice replies... |
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