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The Titanic....What You Didn't Know
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The Titanic....What You Didn't Know |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Everyone knows the Titanic, The movie's brought it fame The loss of life was tragic, And they also lost Mayonannaise. Hellmann's Mayo was from England, The Titanic had ten thousand jars, It was lost in the sinking Sandwich lovers grieved afar. The whole world mourned the loss "How'd we make salads with our potatoes?" They declared a day of mourning: And called it "Sinko de Mayo." |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
You sure it wasn't "Sicko De Mayo"?...  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
thanks so much for the kind words Nan....LOL |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I'll let Nan make with the sick jokes, Toe... just sitting here laughing, so you know! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Every Sinko de Mayo day, I wear black and send prayers up to the heavens in remembrance of all the jars that perished! ---Such a waste of taste! EA |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
OHMYGOSH!!! Is this true???  Of course I believe what I read... Especially from you Toe!  Enjoyed the morning chuckle. ~Hugs, Nancy~ ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And it was that great tragedy The sinking of such a ship That led to the production of The south's favorite - Miracle Whip! ROFL... Now why do I suddenly crave a sandwich? LOL I like this very much, Toe! Thanks for the chuckles!!! *S* |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Que bueno! |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Ah, Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh, thanks, I needed that. Not sure if I like this one or the "new element" one the best. You have a wonderful sense of humor. This goes so well with my first cup of coffee of the day. Thanks, Pat  without surrender, be on good terms with all persons... |
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NewEnglandlazurlu Member Rara Avis
since 2002-01-04
Posts 7470A Mountain Paradise |
ROLFLMAO!!! You so crack me up!  Marti Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
This is hilarious! I love it! Nan(Pilgrim variety) |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
omg.....lol you are awesome Toe.... Charisma |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Hi Toe, here's your first cousin kneerag They lost all the mayo With that lovely ship Titanic Will I send you some from Belgium Lots of mayo there, so don't panic Did I tell you you are my favorite cousin??? But it's the last day I'm wearing my kneerag, because I will be operated on my knee tomorrow. ..er....your poem is great, but I have the feeling there's something missing here....er....that tall guy from down South? LOL  TitiaLike scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Yep yep yep, and then Don Francisco promoted the new commodity on... "Sabado Gigante!", he called it "Poco de Gallo"! LOL! This is so cute, sweet friend, I just love reading your wonderful thoughts, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, You have a turn of mind my friend that is the living end. And this will stay within my head, whenever I put mayo on my bread. |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Toerag, HAHAHAHA! I love this.I like the way you put humor into a bad situation. And...I love mayonnaise and potatoe salad....glad they made more. HAHA Thanks, Ethel Hey, since I'm new here, is there a story behind your name?!? Just wondering???? [This message has been edited by garysgirl (10-08-2002 12:06 PM).] |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LOL That is the first laugh I have had all day. LOL Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Mayo in lieu of toejam? I don't use mayo, but your puns go great on the buns. |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
"Food tastes better with Hellman's....tell that to larry the lettuce?" anyone hear those radio adds? anyway Toerag, I still think tomato sauce is better on food. Enjoyed the read. El riesgo vive siempre! |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Yes, I think Nan is right about Sicko....but this is in typical Toe form.... Maggie..ROTFLMBO |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Everyone knows you don't put mayo on iceberg lettuce!!! What a titanic mistake!! Thanks for the Heinz-sight, Mr. Toe |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
Um... it's a Miracle you, er, Whipped out this poem. :p |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
It sounds like the poor mayonnaise went to Hell...mans  ~ hugs and grinsLyra |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - now I know where de mayo went... BC |
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