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the_loner_23
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0 posted 2002-09-21 03:38 PM


I swear when I read these
I died laughing on the floor
I never knew kids knew so little
About the history they are taught
It is quite sad you see

This one kid said
That egypt was ruled by mummies
they all wrote in hydraulics
They lived in the Sarah Dessert
The climate of the Sarah is such that
all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
I mean how crazy is this
It is so sad
It is funny

Oh my goodness
This one was by far the stupidest
But hey
You may find it funny
Moses led the Hebrew slaves
to the Red Sea where
they made unleavened bread,
which is bread made without any ingredients.
Good lord
You can't make bread out of nothing
Then it would be nothing

This one had me on the floor
Man these kids are so stupid
I could hit my head on a door
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide
to get the ten commandments.
He died before he ever reached Canada.
Number 1 that is Mt. Sinai
Number 2 Canada is no where near
Where this moutain is
And never shall it ever be

Part 2 will
Be coming soon
Might not be today
But you never know when part 2
May come your way

Cold hands means a warm heart

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ThunderMage
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1 posted 2002-09-21 03:40 PM


Man, way to get laughs!

What is life without poetry and adventure?
"Little sister" is just another way of saying "Guardian Angel"!

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2 posted 2002-09-21 07:35 PM


LonerGal~
Not sure where you're coming from ...
or going, with this one ... but if it's from one of those e-mail forwards that circulates continuously over the Internet ... then half of the stuff is 'made up'~

Personally, I find 'kids' to be the SMARTEST creatures we've got going for us !
'Kids say the darndest things' was a delightful TV show ... and kids do say FUNNY STUFF !
And sometimes poets do too ...

So if it was the humor you were going for you may have hit the mark,
but ... kids are NOT stupid !  Trust me ... they are not stupid !

Can you believe that someone actually wastes their time writing those silly things, expecting people to believe it ?
Why with a little effort ... and a big stretch of the imagination .... they could be poets !

Keep laughing gal~
*Hugs*
~*Marge*~

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3 posted 2002-09-21 07:59 PM




(smiles) Oh Julie, I too believe that kids are really smart and are truly treasures to us all! (big hugggssssss) It's all part of growing up, we may not always have the correct answer but we learn from our mistakes and it is wonderful children like those I know who will grow successful in the future ahead! (sigh) This is cute and well-said, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

ThunderMage
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4 posted 2002-09-22 12:23 PM


It didn't seem to say kids were stupid. Also, I saw humour in it. Thing is, ANIMALS are way smarter than humans because animals aren't polluting their world and self-destructing. So the thing is, thinking of it seriously and technically, humans, by their very nature, are fools.

What is life without poetry and adventure?
"Little sister" is just another way of saying "Guardian Angel"!

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5 posted 2002-09-22 10:28 AM


oh made me laugh

If your afraid of the dark, then why did you come?

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