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Funny Answers Kids Give on History Tests (Prt. 1)
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Funny Answers Kids Give on History Tests (Prt. 1) |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA 
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I swear when I read these I died laughing on the floor I never knew kids knew so little About the history they are taught It is quite sad you see This one kid said That egypt was ruled by mummies they all wrote in hydraulics They lived in the Sarah Dessert The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. I mean how crazy is this It is so sad It is funny Oh my goodness This one was by far the stupidest But hey You may find it funny Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Good lord You can't make bread out of nothing Then it would be nothing This one had me on the floor Man these kids are so stupid I could hit my head on a door Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada. Number 1 that is Mt. Sinai Number 2 Canada is no where near Where this moutain is And never shall it ever be Part 2 will Be coming soon Might not be today But you never know when part 2 May come your way Cold hands means a warm heart |
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ThunderMage Senior Member
since 2002-06-20
Posts 812Canada |
Man, way to get laughs! What is life without poetry and adventure? |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
LonerGal~ Not sure where you're coming from ... or going, with this one ... but if it's from one of those e-mail forwards that circulates continuously over the Internet ... then half of the stuff is 'made up'~ Personally, I find 'kids' to be the SMARTEST creatures we've got going for us ! 'Kids say the darndest things' was a delightful TV show ... and kids do say FUNNY STUFF ! And sometimes poets do too ...  So if it was the humor you were going for you may have hit the mark, but ... kids are NOT stupid ! Trust me ... they are not stupid ! Can you believe that someone actually wastes their time writing those silly things, expecting people to believe it ? Why with a little effort ... and a big stretch of the imagination .... they could be poets !  Keep laughing gal~ *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (smiles) Oh Julie, I too believe that kids are really smart and are truly treasures to us all! (big hugggssssss) It's all part of growing up, we may not always have the correct answer but we learn from our mistakes and it is wonderful children like those I know who will grow successful in the future ahead! (sigh) This is cute and well-said, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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ThunderMage Senior Member
since 2002-06-20
Posts 812Canada |
It didn't seem to say kids were stupid. Also, I saw humour in it. Thing is, ANIMALS are way smarter than humans because animals aren't polluting their world and self-destructing. So the thing is, thinking of it seriously and technically, humans, by their very nature, are fools. What is life without poetry and adventure? |
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Moon Dust
since 1999-06-11
Posts 2177Skelmersdale, UK |
oh made me laugh  If your afraid of the dark, then why did you come? |
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