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Thomas119gold
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since 2002-06-03
Posts 708
Biloxi, MS (city by the sea)

0 posted 2002-09-13 02:55 PM


Fifty Fifty
sounded fair
until she wanted MY CHAIR
I said heck no I would rather
lose my hair

Then my dog, bike, boat
and all my football collection
Man oh man I reckon she wants Eighty twenty
to get her satisfaction

We were to be friends and
share the pup
until it was all grown up

Now she has me living in a hut
I called her a proctologist
because she was putting it in my
"SHUT UP" she yells

Then I notice something smells
as a greasy smiling LIAR walks in wearing his three piece pin stripe suit

I would love to give him the boot
She says he is the best
and fifty fifty will be put to the test

It sounded fair to start
Man oh Man this is going
to crush my heart

Because, I just know she is getting my chair
Oh by the way
I'm starting to lose my hair



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the_loner_23
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since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA
1 posted 2002-09-13 03:01 PM


Still good

Cold hands means a warm heart

Pilgrimage
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since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945
Texas, USA
2 posted 2002-09-13 04:58 PM





Nan(Pilgrim variety)

[This message has been edited by Pilgrimage (09-13-2002 05:01 PM).]

Magnus
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since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA
3 posted 2002-09-13 05:04 PM


This is cute....Hmmmmm...was that how I
lost my hair....still got my chair...
I'll have to think about that a while..

Thanx Thomas...

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