Open Poetry #22 |
FIFTY FIFTY |
Thomas119gold Senior Member
since 2002-06-03
Posts 708Biloxi, MS (city by the sea) |
Fifty Fifty sounded fair until she wanted MY CHAIR I said heck no I would rather lose my hair Then my dog, bike, boat and all my football collection Man oh man I reckon she wants Eighty twenty to get her satisfaction We were to be friends and share the pup until it was all grown up Now she has me living in a hut I called her a proctologist because she was putting it in my "SHUT UP" she yells Then I notice something smells as a greasy smiling LIAR walks in wearing his three piece pin stripe suit I would love to give him the boot She says he is the best and fifty fifty will be put to the test It sounded fair to start Man oh Man this is going to crush my heart Because, I just know she is getting my chair Oh by the way I'm starting to lose my hair |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LOL This was good. I needed the laugh. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Reminds me of my divorce.My wife got the cold and I got the shaft. paladin |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
so much for a pup, eh... hey nice one, this... regards, sudhir |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Your humor lightened up a very heavy scenario! P.S. Hopefully it was just the stress that caused some of your hair to fall out. Once the "cause" of the stress is out of your life, hopefully your hair--will come back in! Take Care Earth Angel |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Oh my! Sounds like your chair is history. And the hair? Bald is beautiful. But I'm not sure Broke is beautiful. Thanks for a chuckle, sorry it's at your expense today. |
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Thomas119gold Senior Member
since 2002-06-03
Posts 708Biloxi, MS (city by the sea) |
Its Ok its the past and we all move on but if you can't laugh at that you will never have fun |
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