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Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

0 posted 2002-09-01 01:53 PM

Single woman looking for a man
To cuddle and hug by the fire
To take long, romantic walks with
To share my true heart’s desire

Be sure that looks do not matter
It’s what’s in his heart you see
But if he looks like Harrison
That’s so much better for me

He doesn’t have to be so smart
But he has to be able to think
I’d like someone to talk to
As he fixes my kitchen sink

I don’t care what car he drives
As long as it takes him to work
I don’t care what job he does
Anything but a soda jerk

Money is not important to me
I can do without it fine
And as long as he has his own
He won’t need to borrow mine

Life long commitment is what I seek
Not a quick roll in the sack
Please respond to my personal ad
I promise to answer back!

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

1 posted 2002-09-01 01:54 PM

This is good

Cold hands means a warm heart

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

2 posted 2002-09-01 01:56 PM

(smiles) Oh Sharon, I think this is the perfect personnal, I LOVE IT!!! (kiss on cheek) I hope the love you have now fits that perfect description as you are so deserving of it, sweet friend, this is wonderful, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Sharon, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

3 posted 2002-09-01 02:02 PM

This is simply fantastic! You could make a deVine amount of money selling this ad to lonely women who couldn't write their own as well as you have.
The men would appreciate the sense of humour shining through as well!

Linda

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

4 posted 2002-09-02 12:19 PM

Poet deVine - read this a couple of times. You must be a most caring woman. Best to you...

BC

Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

5 posted 2002-09-02 01:54 PM

Thank you all...I'm not so sure about caring as a lot of this was written 'tongue in cheek'...

bsquirrel

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-01-03

Posts 7855

6 posted 2002-09-20 01:09 PM

You know what tipped me off that this was humor, Sharon? The mention of soda jerk. Does anyone know who that is, anymore?

Mike

Auguste

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since 2000-02-16

Posts 3953
By the sea

7 posted 2002-09-20 03:46 PM

LOL! I have to show this to a single friend of mine. You two think just alike.

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

8 posted 2002-09-20 08:49 PM

Poet deVine - now Poet, I can't believe that someone hasn't taken up this offer...

BC

Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

9 posted 2002-09-20 09:03 PM

Thank you all!!!

I think I don't have a respondent because you all know I'm MORE than a handful and no one is UP to the Challenge!

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