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Every Woman's Diet
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Every Woman's Diet |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone 
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Some humor,for a change  More carbs,less carbs, what shall we do who know what's really good for you? Protein is crucial, so they say but you must take the fat away. Calories count, or maybe not perhaps if all the food is hot but natural, it must be so for all your extra pounds to go. Your blood type may tell you what's new some should eat meat, some veggie brew unless your body type's to blame it matters not, we're all the same. The rule, you cannot be too thin every woman at fashions' whim. |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (smiles) Oh Sandra, yes, I believe that everry now and then we can break the rules in a diet, for we are only human and we should eat what we like! (kiss on cheek) I believe to be happy and content with yourself can really benefit a diet, sweet friend, this is wonderful and delightful, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Sandra, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Sandra - now that's more like it. I like it muchly, smile, bet it's a pretty one. I've been watching my figure for a long time, hehehe.... BC |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
YEP, and what did I read today....that there is something in our body chemistry that is more important to watch out for than High Cholesterol...... Add that to your list of don'ts..... Like the lighter side of this Sandra...good to see it from you... |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
How very true Sandra... Ya just don't know what to do or eat anymore. Excellent write! ~Hugs~ |
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sigheyes Member
since 2001-04-25
Posts 323the winds of destiny |
This is so true! |
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LilTai Member
since 2002-06-08
Posts 189United States |
hehehe, i love this! I used to be obsessed with my weight..until i met my current boyfriend, who is always encouraging me to eat more and gain some weight..It's funny, you always want to look how other people think you should look, but finally I'm happy with myself I love this poem, lots of humor and really cute, but also really true Great job!! Tai |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
LOL ... far too true Sandra, nicely penned! Thanks for the smile.  Best wishes, /Kit |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Hey, I’ve heard that if you take a bite or two off someone else’s plate, it has no calories!! Lol. You can never win or lose |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
This is so true. I sure don't know what to eat to get thinner. I use to be alot thinner. Now, what can I say? I gained a few. And, I don't hardly eat at all. |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
This is so adorably true, Sandra...and you expressed it so perfectly. I was involved in a discussion tonight at a support group and we decided that anything you eat will kill you and that the only safe food is brussels sprouts....organic brussels sprouts. And Tracey, the trick about food off someone else's plate not having calories only works if its your child....so if you want this one to work, you gotta have a child first.  I have also heard it said that there are no calories in the crumbs...so if you crumble all your food before you eat it, you should be able to eat as much as you want without gaining any weight.   ~ dieting chipmunk hugsLyra |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
you could write a book with this one Sandra. . . great job. . . ------------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
I suppose you could live on love...but not for long. I have a poem called Saccharine Citizens that explores a similar theme Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
What in the heck is a calorie? I enjoyed the lightheartedness of this but do feel for ya'll. I guess it isn't so bad being a man afterall. |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
You shood always drink a diet soda with your bannana cream pie.It cancels the calories.Yeah! right. paladin |
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Suetang Member Ascendant
since 2001-03-07
Posts 5187Melbourne, Australia |
This was wonderful Sandra and I'm sure so many of us can relate. I hope all is well with you. Take care......Sue I am in motion |
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Greeneyes
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
Sandra~ I start my diet every monday...LOL cute write! Lauren~ The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
We are all at natures mercy. I don't even like to say the word "DIET"!! But I'll be on one forever. Genetics. Blah!! Love the poem. funny how these two poems are sitting now. Every woman's diet, ode to chocolate. Now there's an idea! [This message has been edited by WhiteRose (08-08-2002 08:08 PM).] |
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Krishankins
since 2002-06-23
Posts 972Texas |
I agree with Sven, a GOOD book! You have shouted the thought that many are struggling with even as I write this. Wonderful job!! A bird never flies so high that it can't hit the ground |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
You took a horrid issue and made it lighthearted Ms. Sandra. I'm working on my body by Botticelli and it's coming along quite nicely  But I refuse to give up my fried taters..Sincerely, Reg |
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skyshine
since 2002-02-07
Posts 3058Beneath the northern stars |
Diets suck!  ~Beth You look inside my wild mind |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Yes, you CAN be too thin I'd never date a "skinny model" type! Bones aren't soft Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write. |
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