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I.Hampster (humor) Repost |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. 
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Eeeeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeeeep.eeeeeeeeeep I,Hampster,sit alone in a cage by a wire wheel hung on the side My paws hold s leaf of lettuce at my busy mouth I'm fat,bored and lazy and I sleep all the time The floor of shredded newspaper is my toilet and bed The kid who owns me hardly gives me a nod Ig it was'nt for his mother I would surely be dead I hear him comming I panic and run on the wire wheel going no where Eeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeeeep I see his face pressed against the bars of the cage He has a stupid grin plastered on his face Eeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeeeep Heisliftingthelockonthecagedoorheopensthedoor andthrustsishandinsideandgropeswildlyformeIrunaroundthecagetryingtoavoidhisgraspbuttonoavaile Eeeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeeeep He grips me painfully in his sweaty fist This is the part I really hate most He rubs my fur the wrong way Till I look like I have been struck by lighting Eeeeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeeeep Now he shoves a foul smeeling pellet in my face My body fills with a rage that uver powers my fear I bite deeply into his thumb and he flings me across the room I quickly recover and scurry under the bed He runs to get a broom He probes franticly for me But I'm not there Eeeeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeep,eeeeeeeeeeeep Now I am free My heart leaps for joy I live in the park now I have been chased But I evade them in the bushes I listen to all the other animals talk I know about cats and kids But what is this "Road kill" thing? paladin [This message has been edited by paladin (08-03-2002 04:31 PM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Awwwwwww, you are too much, sweet friend, this is hysterically funny, I love it, hey, every hamster always have to start somewhere, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Robert, thank you for sharing!'  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Paladin... as a chipmunk, I can sympathize with that poor hamster. Although I don't have a wire wheel and a cage, and I live in a house. I also drive a car and although I have never meant to...have probably been responsible for some of that roadkill. I love the poem...especially that part about the little hamster running around with the kid chasing him.  ~ furry rodent hugsLyra |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Cute write Robert. Love the 'road kill' ending. ~Hugs~ ~Somewhere in my heart I'm always |
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PoetryIsLife
since 2001-10-27
Posts 1763...in my boxers... |
Great ending. An interesting write, paladin. Thanks for the humor.Sincerely, Titus |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
OH MANNNN....I should have known that you would come up with something as wacky as this.....Road Kill?....I hope not.... |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
paladin, what a hilarious story, I can vouch for the fact it happened just like that when my son had a guinea pig, only the jungle was the backyard it took us three days to find it. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! I love this, paladin. Perhaps runaway hamsters are the origin of our giant rodents... they don't understand the concept of road kill either... so they are. *S* |
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