Open Poetry #21 |
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She Ran Outta Gas, (A Love Story) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer was lonely, Had never had a date, He was shy and homely, And really over weight. He'd go to high school dances, Just stand against the wall, While everyone was having, A real good time and all. At overeater's annonymous, He was eating some tofu, A lady just about his size, Said, "Hello, how are you?" This was the beginning, Of a romance made in heaven, Four hundred pounds weighed Balladeer, She weighed four "0" seven. They were married in the Spring, All was great but one small thing, Balladeer continued to grow, His young brides waist began to go. They went to see the doctor, Just to find out why, She was getting smaller, He'd gone up in size. Then the doctor told her, It was plain to see, "Before you married "him" No gas you could release. You didn't have the means, For your bowels to clear, You didn't have a rectum, Till you married Balladeer. [This message has been edited by Toerag (08-02-2002 05:38 PM).] |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LOL Cold hands means a warm heart |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
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Bridget Shenachie Senior Member
since 2002-01-23
Posts 1056Kansas USA |
Hi Toe! So that's where you finally located Balladeer. I never would have thought of looking THERE! LOL Shenachie |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - so this is what happen when he was married that day. H'mmmm, 400 lbs, eh??? BC |
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Magnus![]() ![]()
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
You guys are tooo much and tooo cruel..... This is good.....I never thought of 'Deer as being that.....until now... |
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PearlsB4Swine Member
since 2002-02-01
Posts 130where the heart finds me |
It nearly KILLED 'em!! [This message has been edited by PearlsB4Swine (08-03-2002 07:22 PM).] |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Well, Mr.Toe... You sure can get low funny anyway ![]() Lyra |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
There! Yassee????? I just KNEW Bal was good for something.... didn't I tell ya? LOL ROFL... I love this, sweets... thanks for the morning grins! *S* |
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