Larry C....No Fashion Statement Here

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-08-02 07:40 AM

When Larry C was in his teens,
'round eighteen and a bit,
and long before we all wore jeans,
His pants would never fit.

Balladeer with flippant tongue,
Said, "Larry has no butt,
Nothing there to hang them on,
them pants just won't stay up."

Larry felt inferior,
Because he only had,
a miniscule posterior,
Unfit for any lad.

His pant seats hung in bumless shape,
And girls would rarely glance,
Should he ask them for a date?
In unfilled baggy pants?

He'd seen several macho guys,
With pant seat amply packed,
And covet with an envious eye,
The rearend that he lacked.

Now his rump is REALLY plump,
Since fifty years have passed,
About the size of a large-car trunk,
And passes much more gas.

Now it seems the baggy shape,
Is the modern dresser's passion,
But his ass is oh so great,
He still can't dress in fashion!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (08-02-2002 08:05 AM).]

Professor Gloom
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since 2000-07-23

Posts 3082
of Depression

1 posted 2002-08-02 08:24 AM

You write with a well barbed whimsical wit
Always enjoyable, no matter whom the target.

Gloom

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2002-08-02 08:47 AM

As I read the first few verses, I was thinking I could be an angel of mercy... for I could donate plenty of back to anyone in need! LOL (And it's always easier to be generous when you're desperately trying to get rid of what you're giving away. *G*) But I guess he doesn't need my help after all? *G* Darn it! *G*

I enjoyed this, sweets... Fashion may be some's passion... I prefer smiles. *S*

Duncan
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since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

3 posted 2002-08-02 08:56 AM

Way too early to be laughing this much!!!

I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided...

INXS

Dark Stranger
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since 2001-03-19

Posts 13631
West Coast

4 posted 2002-08-02 09:15 AM

Toz, you are amazing with your humor
and artful capture..belly laugh material sir

WhiteRose
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since 2002-07-23

Posts 3208
somebody's dungeon

5 posted 2002-08-02 09:18 AM

I agree with Duncan. Way too early to be laughing this much.

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

6 posted 2002-08-02 09:28 AM

Toe,
Can't wait for Larry's answer. Your talent is showing again. LOL

Bridget Shenachie
Senior Member

since 2002-01-23

Posts 1056
Kansas USA

7 posted 2002-08-02 02:19 PM

Hi Toe!

Trashin's are in fashion
And you're the fashion king.
When you start the verbal thrashin'
I'm running and ducking.

Shenachie

Neeraja
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since 2002-06-22

Posts 812
The Netherlands

8 posted 2002-08-02 03:35 PM

Neeraja

Nan

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since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

9 posted 2002-08-03 12:53 PM

Hey Toe - Pickin' on the guys again, eh? - Larry will undoubtedly enjoy a moment of mirth when he returns...

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

10 posted 2002-08-03 07:29 PM

But Mr.Toe....
Larry is so sweet that no one will even notice the trunk of the car which follows him everywhere...

~ hugs and giggles

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Honeybee
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since 1999-12-26

Posts 5372
Ontario, CANADA

11 posted 2002-08-03 11:09 PM

LOL You know I love ya Larry, but, Toe's got ya!

Melissa~

"Poetry is not an opinion expressed...
it is a song that rises from a bleeding
wound...or a smiling mouth"

~Kahlil Gibran~

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

12 posted 2002-08-03 11:54 PM

(giggles in delight) Oh Larry, we are not laughing at YOU, we are laughing at your fashion statement! (smiles) This is wonderful, sweet friend, I love it, you sure got him, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

13 posted 2002-08-05 09:49 AM

If ever someone needs a smile
It is our dear friend Larry...
But the thought of such a rear
Is really very scary!
I should know... I'm grateful I'm
Not equipped with "rear view" mirror...
For I suspect that if I were
I'd live my life in terror!
I can remain oblivious
To that substantial spread
Except when trying to cover it
My gaze stays straight ahead!

LOL... enjoying again. *S*

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