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Adam and Eve
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Adam and Eve |
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likitysplit Junior Member
since 2002-07-25
Posts 23Alabama |
Adam and Eve, now werent they cute? Why O'why Eve did you eat that fruit? We'd all be perfect, no thanks to that fault, Perfection stopped, came to a halt. All you women are here to blame Equal rights? You should be ashamed. It took woman to commit the first sin, Now it's just over and over again. If it weren't for man, you'd have no rib, Ate the fruit and told a fib. If you'd listened to man I'm sure you'd see What a better place this world would be. PMS goes way way back, Even the Bible refers to that, On her way to Bethlehem, Mary rode Joseph's ass to Jerusalem. |
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Greeneyes  
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
If it werent for WOMEN you'd have NO crib... Greeneyes~ The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You're Toerag's son? Then that explains the wit...  Welcome to Passions... Karilea |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
I love this poetry Cold hands means a warm heart |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
ROFLMAO! (yes, I'm female  ) |
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likitysplit Junior Member
since 2002-07-25
Posts 23Alabama |
Yes, I would have a crib, but it would be very dirty. Thankyou all for the replies, of course I'm only teasing. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! Wimmin!!! *G* Always causing trouble. *G* But you have to admit... we keep life from getting boring? *G* If only because we nag you every time you kick back to relax? LOL I enjoyed this very much, LS! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
there was this little bundle on our door step about 23 years ago...he was so homely we felt sorry for him, knowing that putting him up for adoption would be in vain, we kept it on the back porch.... [This message has been edited by Toerag (07-30-2002 03:04 PM).] |
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likitysplit Junior Member
since 2002-07-25
Posts 23Alabama |
Do you see why I'm so crazy? Where's that Balladeer guy when you need him. |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) It wasn't women, silly, it was that silly worm, how did that get in that apple anyway? LOL! This is delightful, sweet friend, you and Toerag make sucha delightful humorous Passions Dynasty, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Scott, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Another likitysplit, enjoyed. |
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PoetryIsLife
since 2001-10-27
Posts 1763...in my boxers... |
*chuckles* That last line is worth a lot of laughs.  Sincerely, Titus "They say that a hero can save us. I'm not gonna stand here and wait..." |
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