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andEmmamakes3
Member

since 2002-05-11

Posts 66
Kent

0 posted 2002-07-29 12:14 PM

Midnight Snacking

Shhh she’s creeping around the house
She thinks she’s
Quiet as a mouse
But hear that bump as she walks there
Mind the table
Watch that chair
This is Krissy be aware one and all
That Krissy
Makes a nightly call

If there’s any chocolate going spare
She’ll eat all that
Without a care
Just don’t leave bottles lying about
Because she’ll empty
Them without a doubt
And don’t think that she’ll not take
A very large bite
From anyone’s cake

I’ve seen her swallow half a pound
Of sausages
Without a sound
Then a loaf of bread went like that
While she tried to
Blame mama’s cat
And the biscuits she’ll eat those too
And say that she
Did it for you

Don’t let her loose on a shopping trip
She’ll eat it all
Nor leave a tip
She’ll swallow the lot and look for more
While you try to
Get up off the floor
The shock of seeing her stuff her face
Has felled athletes
Who are trained to race

If it’s an eating contest Krissy will win
I wonder how
She fits in her skin
She’s getting so big that its plain
To move her
We’ll need a crane
When she jumps in the pool just beware
The water jumps out
You better take care

My sister eats her weight and more
I love her
But she’ll be sore
When she reads this rhyme she’ll chase me
To string me up
Eventually

Emma

That’s providing you can catch me sips, and you won’t be able to will you. Love you big sips, you know I do

Eternity, stands laughing at old time
for ages? In the grand ancestral line
Of things eternal, mounting to divine

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2002-07-29 12:21 PM

Emma,
You little devil. Krissy will catch you when your asleep and when she does you will weep.
LOL Cute write enjoyed.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2002-07-29 01:17 PM

I was thinking that Krissy would have a great exercise plan, chasing you down for revenge... but Seymour has a better idea! LOL

I enjoyed this very much, Emma... I just hope you don't need sleep anytime soon? LOL

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

3 posted 2002-07-29 01:27 PM

(giggles in delight) Oh Emma, this is sooooooo funny, uh oh, wait to see what Krissy will do next! LOL! (big hugggsssss) This is a delightfully clever piece, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Emma, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

4 posted 2002-07-29 01:34 PM

HaHaHa....This is cute and naughty, Emma...
I especially love how she doesn't fit into her skin. Thats amazing because skin stretches to fit what is inside it, so I just can't imagine how huge she must be getting.
I hope she isn't too angry at you because she might burst and then you will have a huge mess to clean up......and you know what, Emma......
it will serve you right for writing a naughty poem like this about Krissy....
I can't wait to see what she does to get back at you.

~ still laughing hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

ShadowRider
Senior Member

since 2001-07-14

Posts 1038
USA

5 posted 2002-07-29 09:03 PM

firing verbal bullets in a new war,
Emma, dahlink?  Be careful,
Krissy may sit on ya!  er......babysit you i mean.....er
maybe i should just hush this mouth before i eat
any more of my toes!  ~teasin boat of ya!~
I laughed my tail off, and i don't have much to spare!
jeff
Be well, Emma, and its a treat (non-edible one)
to see you post again!

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

6 posted 2002-07-29 09:04 PM

LOL I loved this

Cold hands means a warm heart

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 2002-07-29 11:04 PM

...and it's a delicious little morsel you have penned here, Emma

I have no doubt Krissy will understand that it is just poetry and not to take it personally or do silly things like plotting for revenge or anything like that. Besides, how can she hurt you with a piece of chocolate cake in each hand?

It's great to see you writing. SOme of those lines were VERY clever!!!

Joyce Johnson

Member Rara Avis

since 2001-03-10

Posts 9912
Washington State

8 posted 2002-07-29 11:29 PM

You had me wondering who Krissy might be.
You'd be in much trouble if Krissy were me.
Catchy poem though. Joyce

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

9 posted 2002-07-30 09:02 AM

So Emma, has Krissy tied you up in knots yet? *s

Always fun to read your words
hugs
M

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

10 posted 2002-07-30 09:07 AM

Emma baby, come hide under the shadow of my wing, I'll protect you from that mean big sister. loved your lines
Kethry

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

Marge Tindal

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since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

11 posted 2002-07-30 09:38 AM

BabyEm~
Absolutely tickled me to pieces~
Nice of you to 'sugar-coat' this little morsel ...
now big sis will want to eat it too !

Me wub you BOTH ... ~
*Hugs*
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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