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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2002-07-19 05:18 PM


Buzz-words, pass-words, backwards, forwards,
time to think outside the box.
Tootsie baby, I adore you, come with me and let's have socks.
I am longing to caress you, I confess to thoughts un-pure,
in the laundry room I'll take you, over-come by such allure.

Don't be frightened, let me hold you, show you just how much I care.
Wave good-bye to your twin sister ( seperate you from the pair ).
Whisk you off to join my harem, in my kingdom far away,
one of each so I can't wear them, there I have socks everyday.

Give me rough socks in the morning, safe socks in the afternoon.
Group socks happens without warning ( might be sometime real soon !)
All the socks you can imagine, in positions strange and new,
everyone's a swingin' single, 'fore you know it you'll be too!

Even though this may sound crazy, just a bit more than far fetched,
all I know is ( whoops-a-daisy ) like some socks, the truth gets stretched.
There you have it, my confession to obsession, not with feet.
I'll not rest 'til my collection is at long, long, last complete.

You can say "No" all you want to, guard 'em like they were Fort Knox.
Guaranteed, before I am through, even from you, I'll have socks!
They'll just keep on dissapearing, where they've gone to , few can say.
But, if laughter you are hearing, then with them I've had my way!

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (07-19-2002 05:45 PM).]

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Sunshine
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1 posted 2002-07-19 06:15 PM



I swear to heaven, if I didn't know better,
I'd say you've been doing the laundry in a
bit of frustration...

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2 posted 2002-07-19 06:58 PM


I believe washing machines generate portals to other dimensions filled with stray odd socks.

paladin

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Dr.Moose1
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3 posted 2002-07-19 08:55 PM


Sunshine,
Thanks, this could be called a "Pair-o-dy" of the human emotions ( but that would be a rather low pun ). On the other hand ( foot?)
who cares?.
Doc

Paladin,
Thank you. I too, subscribe to the same theory( matter versus anti-matter) but, I guess when you're like me, then nothing matters.
Doc

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