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Music Maker
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since 2002-07-07

Posts 152
THE ORIGINAL !!!!

0 posted 2002-07-14 02:42 AM

Years ago - when I used to partake of the 'Amber Nectar', and driving with a couple or three was not as criminally insane as it is now, whenever a police car pulled me over, I would recite these lines to the Police Constable to reassure him that I was really as sober as a Judge!

Shtartle, Shtartle, Little Twink.
I'm not as peed as drunkle think.
I'm not under the affluence of Incohol,
Though many thinkle peep I am!!
'Good Consternoon, Afterble!!!

'Mind yer fingers!' Clang!! was the inevitable response!

Of course, as I said in one of my previous postings, I learnt my nursery rhymes in the 'Kings English' - and this one started.......
Scintilate, Scintilate, diminutive asteriod,
In wonderment of your personage I am bewildered.

brian sites
Senior Member

since 2002-06-25

Posts 1475
usa

1 posted 2002-07-14 03:00 AM

very funny!
wish I had known that verse
back when I did such things
thanks MM
BS.

I never aimed at reality; I aimed at truth. --Orson Welles

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

2 posted 2002-07-14 08:14 AM

Music Maker
It's been many years since I talked like that
LOL enjoyed.

Sunshine

Administrator

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2002-07-14 08:24 AM

I would request some more of the
King's English version of your poetry...
just to see where it was taken!

Well done!

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

4 posted 2002-07-14 09:09 AM

Very well said..
and much enjoyed!
~Hugs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

Music Maker
Member

since 2002-07-07

Posts 152
THE ORIGINAL !!!!

5 posted 2002-07-14 09:32 AM

Thanks for the kind comments. I am a 'light hearted' little soul, and with due respect to all in here, I just do not take myself too seriously! Life is for fun, and I enjoy every minute of it, and yes... I will post some more of my 'Kings English' stuff, I just have to dig deeply into the dark, and long time neglected recesses of this old brain of mine.
Kind thoughts
from
John XX (to the ladies)

Grass won't grow under feet that don't move.

SmartChick
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-09-23

Posts 7081
On A Journey To The Unknown

6 posted 2002-07-14 10:16 AM

Enjoyed this very much.

Mark Bohannan
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-06-21

Posts 7269
In the winds of Cherokee song

7 posted 2002-07-14 10:46 AM

A very belated welcome to Passions. Now I can see why our lady of the keyboards is smiling these days.

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

8 posted 2002-07-14 12:35 PM

(giggles in delight) Ooohhhhh...you must have been in for it there! LOL! I would love to read those wonderful King Nursery Rhymes too, these must be so creative and fun to read, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet John, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Sunnyone
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since 2000-07-06

Posts 5334
Staffordshire, England

9 posted 2002-07-14 01:51 PM

Alright, Darling, that is all the alcohol that you are getting tonight!!!!! It is good to have a hearty laugh now and then, though, and I hear a few giggles here at the big table!! So, have fun, and never lose that sense of humoUr!!!!! (Wifey)

Open the door and let your adventure begin!!!

Duncan
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since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

10 posted 2002-07-15 12:03 PM

Count me in! But I don't wanna sit at the big table...lol.

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