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the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

0 posted 2002-07-13 02:31 PM

I went to Dunkin Dounuts
Just to buy a bottle of cold water
I went to pay
And a dumb blonde just stared at me like
Don't you want more

I just said, "This is all I want."
She said, "oh!"
Then finally rang me up
Thank God
I was fixin' to go off

Cold hands means a warm heart

Lighthousebob
Member Elite

since 2000-06-14

Posts 4725
California

1 posted 2002-07-13 02:40 PM

Oh, how did you resist..............

the donuts???

-Bob

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

2 posted 2002-07-13 03:49 PM

Reminds me of when I go to a fast food place and I tell them something like I want a whopper burger and thats all...then they proceed to ask if I want a meal...or fries...or anything to drink...or ketsup or desert...after a while I'm like please let me out of here...their boss probably makes them do all that...they call it salesmanship...I call it harrassment...
Went to lunch at Anna Millers yesterday and the waitress kept bugging me..."Is everything alright...want more coffee...want 12 different kinds of pie"...so I said I was ready for my bill...she said "Oh you're ready to go" and I said no I'm just ready for my bill...figured she would leave me alone then...of course when I sit with my favorite waitress I want her to bug me...she could even sit on my lap if she wanted too...lucky for me she's married or I would be in trouble with my girlfriend...
Are you sure you only want water? James

[This message has been edited by JamesMichael (07-13-2002 03:55 PM).]

ThunderMage
Senior Member

since 2002-06-20

Posts 812
Canada

3 posted 2002-07-14 03:04 PM

Man, how true! Gas stations are bad for that too.

What is life without poetry and adventure?
"Little sister" is just another way of saying "Guardian Angel"!

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

4 posted 2002-07-14 03:15 PM

(giggles in delight) Oh Julie, I know how you feel, they would stop at nothing to get some extra money from your pocket, hehehe! (smiles) This is funny and wonderful, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

5 posted 2002-07-14 07:57 PM

A cute one, Julie...
It reminds me of the Starbucks we went to, where they didn't have ANY decafe.
This is the biggest coffee company in the country and possibly the world....
and NO decafe...

~ stooopid hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

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