Balladeer and The Underhanded OBGYN

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-07-11 08:01 AM

Balladeer had a problem,
It concerned this little "drip"
He consulted his buddy LongJohn,
Cuz the drip just wouldn't quit.

LongJohn told him 'bout this doctor,
That could cure his little drip,
Made Balladeer an appointment,
Said it wouldn't hurt a bit.

He went to the doctor that morning,
Arrived at half past nine,
He must of read that magazine,
At least a dozen times.

You'd think that he'd be happy,
When they finally called his name,
But didn't know what was in store for him,
When he got up in "the saddle of pain-

He got them OB-Gee Why Me Blues..

"Oh nurse who is that masked man?
I can hardly see his eyes,
It's tough to let a stranger,
Take a gander 'tweenst these thighs,
He's tellin me some stupid joke
And expectin' me to laugh,
But I lost my sense of humor,
When I got up on this torture rack..

I got them OB-GEE why me blues.."

Balladeer was mixed up..
"What are these stirrups for?
LongJohn made the appointment,
For a check up..nuthin' more?"

The doctor said please scoot up,
Then he said scoot back,
"You must keep those things in the freezer!
What the hell was that?!?!"

His feet are in the stirrups,
Wished somebody else was in his shoes,
"What the hell's a pap smear?
I really am confused?"
"He's got them OB-Gee why me..blues.

"I'm gonna get that LongJohn,
I'm gonna get him real bad,
For sending me in for a pap smear,
With that Doctor named Toerag!!"

[This message has been edited by Toerag (07-11-2002 08:14 AM).]

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2002-07-11 08:05 AM

Toe,
I'm sure he'll be tickled with this one. Enjoyed

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2002-07-11 08:50 AM

ROFLMAO!!! I bet an experience such as that would scare the kitty-kicking characteristics right out of him! LOL

Now if I disappear for the day, it's all your fault... the werk monster probably heard me laughing! LOL This is fantastic!

Goodknight
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since 2002-06-15

Posts 2386
Ohio, USA

3 posted 2002-07-11 09:34 AM

very funny additions to the ongoing wars - Paul

catalinamoon

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since 2000-06-03

Posts 9543
The Shores of Alone

4 posted 2002-07-11 09:57 AM

Ah, some humor after the bad beginning of this day! Thanks.
Sandra

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

5 posted 2002-07-11 02:22 PM

Dr.Toe...
Its unbelievable how men don't understand how women are made to suffer...
I think it should be a requirement that every man should have to have a pap smear at least once in his life...
cute poem at the expense of your buddy, Balladeer.

~ hugs of evilwoman

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

6 posted 2002-07-11 02:57 PM

(giggles in delight wickedly) Oh Toerag, you've done it again, this is a powerfully humorous piece, I LOVE IT!!! (smiles) We all love you so much, kudos to you!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Duncan
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since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

7 posted 2002-07-11 05:09 PM

Gotta love laughter at someone elses expense. Great fun!!

How many redheads will it take to get one little puppy to class?

Elan
Member

since 2002-05-03

Posts 382
State of Wide Eye

8 posted 2002-07-11 05:14 PM

Do you suppose our Long John and 'Deer shall find time to rebuke you, Sir? Methinks, possibly so, possibly so...but you have left us chuckling in the wait...

jellybeans
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since 2000-10-13

Posts 2298

9 posted 2002-07-11 05:17 PM

rofg........ok, now this I needed...what better to cure exhaustion than a good laugh?

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

10 posted 2002-07-12 04:15 PM

Toe - ROFL - You always were easy to fool. lol

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

11 posted 2002-07-12 04:49 PM

I think you are getting there..I expect a 10 the next one I read.

You guys are pretty funny. *s
M

ggrn3
Member

since 2000-08-17

Posts 433
Nahunta Georgia U.S.

12 posted 2002-07-12 05:01 PM

Now this was F U N N Y.
laugh so much I cried.
I'm sure there will be a response.
Be prepared for fireworks.

Garfield

SmartChick
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since 2001-09-23

Posts 7081
On A Journey To The Unknown

13 posted 2002-07-12 06:27 PM

Oh my gosh. LOL! Poor Balladeer! But, maybe Lyra has a point there. I think men should have to go through childbirth, too.

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

14 posted 2002-07-12 06:56 PM

Oh boy, I'm sitting in first row again, popcorn ready and all.

Ahhh...poor Deer.....he he he

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

15 posted 2002-07-12 07:48 PM

Toe? You are a guaranteed giggle!

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

16 posted 2002-07-14 01:49 AM

Toe,
Not exactly a Kodak moment...or was it? ROTFLMBO

Great fun for all.

Kellie_Cantrell
Senior Member

since 2002-05-22

Posts 1667
New York

17 posted 2002-07-14 01:54 AM

That was quite the happy ending lol. um funny. and detailed.

Mother_Earth
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since 2000-11-20

Posts 1370
1/2 year Texas & 1/2 year Michigan

18 posted 2002-07-14 09:41 PM

Mr. Toerag,I loved this and wish EVERY male had to go to the OBGYN at least once. What a thrill. ME

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