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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno if I were Catholic, And went to a confession, I'd spend years of "Hail Marys" And never learn a lesson. If I were a Baptist, That may not be so bad? Then everyone would pray for me, "God we gotta save Toerag!" They'd say, "Toe come to revival, We're having it right here, I'd say,"Are ya having a fellowship supper? Want me to bring the beer?" After that I'd try the Lutherans, I hear they're known to drink a few, Do yanno if they play bingo? I wonder what else they do? What religion's Jimmy Swaggert? He seems to do quite well. He'a a rich and famous preacher, And "saves" the whores all for himself? |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
This is a cool poem. I really enjoyed it. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
As soon as you mentioned the Baptists, I thought about all that grape juice at communion and knew that wasn't for Toe! LOL As for Jimmy and his ilk, they'd stink up any sanctuary... you've got FAR too much class to follow those footsteps. *G* You know what kind of day it's been... thanks for having the reward of your words waiting. *G* I enjoyed!! |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 I love this one. Okay, you know I love everything you write, so that's old news. But I love this one.Nan(Pilgrim variety) |
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Krissy Senior Member
since 2002-02-22
Posts 556kent England |
Toe hi there Thank goodness mum had Paul’s computer she could fall back on, I don’t know how she would have managed without it. Maybe now she will treat it a little better when it returns to her desk. Wonderful writing I’m so glad I got the opportunity to reply to you, you are one of my favourite writers and I always enjoy your writing, and this is exceptional it certainly brings a smile. As always Krissy   And while thy willing soul transpiers |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOL! Good write, druid  |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) I guess there is a little bit of every doctrine in you, sweet friend! LOL! This is very creative and insightful, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Bless you all...LOL...and thanks for checking out my fried brain.. |
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Goodknight Member Elite
since 2002-06-15
Posts 2386Ohio, USA |
a funny and thought provoking walk down religion lane - thanks for this piece of your friend brain - Paul |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
All I gotta say is...*nut* This is too much with my coffee man...think I'll wipe the smile off my face and go for a refill!!! take care you!!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Toe - You are an irreverant scoundrel - I love ya man. |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
how about an 8 out of 10??? ~Smiling~ M |
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ggrn3 Member
since 2000-08-17
Posts 433Nahunta Georgia U.S. |
Toe I think you're Methodist. Yanno there has to be a method to the madness LOL Garfield |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Toe, Sure you aren't a Baptist? It seems you're all wet! ROTFL Thanks for the fun. |
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