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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-07-09 10:20 AM

It was truly quite an awful sight,
It happened late one Monday night.
After a night of drinking,
Just before day light.

Balldeer had to "wee"
But couldn't find his "spout"
He'd grown a large spare tire yassee,
His belly stuck straight out.

His wife suggested quietly,
"Honey please listen to me,
I think you need to "diet"
You're as wide as Tennessee."

Balladeer heard her plea,
But didn't agree to "diet"
It wouldn't matter what color it was,
He still wouldn't be able to find it!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (07-09-2002 11:34 AM).]

Soleil Noir
Senior Member

since 2001-12-19

Posts 688
USA

1 posted 2002-07-09 10:30 AM

O......my......

LilTai
Member

since 2002-06-08

Posts 189
United States

2 posted 2002-07-09 10:49 AM

hahahaha....uh oh!

Tai

I'm an idealist..I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way =)

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2002-07-09 11:00 AM

I have to be very, very careful in responding to this one... for I don't want Bal telling tales on ME! LOL

But that doesn't mean I'm not giggling and thoroughly enjoying... *G* Especially since he gave you that breath of (false *G*) hope that my attention is now turned to him? LOL

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

4 posted 2002-07-09 11:02 AM

Toe,
You are sticking your head in the Guillotine.
And I sort of like you. LOL

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

5 posted 2002-07-09 11:10 AM

Mr.Toe...
You have a really filthy mind, and I think you should wash it out with soap, along with your mouth

but I couldn't stop laughing anyway...
I especially liked your play on words diet or dye it....
I guess the fireworks are heating up.

~ laughing hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

6 posted 2002-07-09 10:39 PM

ROFLMBO!!! Okay Toe…I really think you won this round!!! Balladeer…..response???

Danger...wet floor...Duncan had another accident!!! Puppy training classes to come.

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

7 posted 2002-07-10 03:34 AM

Toe, what was that saying about picking on someone your own size...? giggle

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