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| Open Poetry #21 |
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The Pet (a humor repost) |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
He came into my pet store one day looking for a golden retriever. In football terms, he was no tight end, so must have been a receiver. He said he wanted companionship with minimal fuss or bother and feeling sorry for such as he I took him home to meet my father. Two days of wedded bliss had we till his socks began to stink his jockeys lay under the bed his dirty dishes in the sink! He didn’t work, not a lick, he said he hurt his hips. So he sat in front of my TV eating salsa and some chips! At night he cooed and stroked me hoping for a little action. Little did I know he was not into giving me satisfaction! If I had a receipt of purchase I’d take him back to the store trade him in, get my refund and get another boar! |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
If I had a receipt of purchase I’d take him back to the store trade him in, get my refund and get another boar! This is so funny, PDV...but it is also very sad...and so I hope it also isn't very true.  ~ boaring hugsLyra |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
I promise you that I will not allow my wife to read this poem.....She might get ideas from it....A boar? Sheeeesh.... (Magnus turning off the computer as his wife walks in the room)..... Thanx PoetD....enjoyed this humor today! |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
de Vine's fine lines have done it again! Loved it my friend! So did my better half! jwesley |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thank you!! LOL I thought a little humor was in order.  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
hmmm...are you trying to tell me something? I remember this one well! Funny, and um, a bit too close to home!!!  |
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EarthenSoul Member
since 2002-05-30
Posts 163WA, USA |
GMAO! Thank you so much for the smiles today!!!!!!!! This is really great. I have a few friends to share this one with! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
tee hee *G* I enjoyed this very much! |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Ha ha ha PDV you are a hoot......I'm killin myself here ROFL!!.....I was roaming around and found this jewell.........I can only hope you got something to write about with the money you got back! |
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Goodknight Member Elite
since 2002-06-15
Posts 2386Ohio, USA |
wonderfully funny and make some of us apprehensive that we are doing our fair share - I agree a boar??? very good - thanks PDV - PAul |
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