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suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

0 posted 2002-05-31 02:59 PM

If you feel that someone's sorta
Stomped around on your aorta
Give a holler, suthern comfort's on the way!

If you could stop all your runnin'
I know we would find some funnin'
Just the thought of you's enough to make my day!

I know your werk monster's naggin'
But I hate he'll soon be draggin'
You away from all this poetry and play

Hurry back, soon as you can, dear
Too bad sailor man and Bug Deer
Aren't around, they'd be sure to have their say.

I wish yahoo was behavin'
All my rantin' and my ravin'
Are having zilch effect... I can't convey

How it's been so great to have you
Stick around... see what you can do
About coming back soon... Take care. Okay?

I've submitted this for "Rotten Poem of the Year" ... whatcha think? LOL

[This message has been edited by suthern (05-31-2002 03:07 PM).]

Interloper

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-06

Posts 8369
Deep in the heart

1 posted 2002-05-31 03:08 PM

who's this about ennyway? Got an inqisitive look on my face

Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2002-05-31 03:13 PM

ROFL... Hiya, Interloper... this is suthern being perfectly willing to play the fool if it gets her a few words with Toe... and email isn't cooperating AT ALL! LOL However, Toe seems to have disappeared???

But I've erased any and all doubts anyone might have had about how bad some of my "poetry" gets... or what he suffers through. LOL

[This message has been edited by suthern (05-31-2002 03:24 PM).]

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

3 posted 2002-05-31 03:29 PM

YAHOO AIN'T BEHAVIN, AND YES I HAVE BEEN SLAVIN', LITTLE TIME FOR PLAYING, AND SOON I WILL BE STRAYIN''.....

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2002-05-31 03:33 PM

Then I'll be left here boo-hooing
All lonely and missing you-ing
But I won't be sittin' round, nothin' to do
When sweet Buzzie hits the road
My heart will be crushed with its load
Of sadness... But I'm gonna kick YAHOO! LOL

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

5 posted 2002-05-31 03:38 PM

Suthern,
I think toe got you by the funny bone. LOL

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

6 posted 2002-05-31 03:40 PM

Yes, Toerag will be a strayin'
With the sheep he'll be a playin'
But, I guess, with me, that is still OK.

'Cause lil Suthern Belle,
Will like him just as well,
No matter which lambs opt to come his way.

For he is a scalawag,
That rascal, old Toerag,
And for his ways he will someday pay.

But in the near meantime,
I love to hear him whine,
That he is a victim of the things I say.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

7 posted 2002-05-31 03:43 PM

Seymour... He's got me, that's for sure. LOL And I'm grateful he's never tried too hard to get rid of me. *G*

Sailor Man!!!! Well, lookee lookee here... Did Hooters close early today??? LOL It's so good to see you... Where've you been hiding? SMOOCH! (just a friendly smooch, Lor... honest! *G*)

By the way... I'm no lamb... but I can be baaaaaaaaaddddddd. LOL

[This message has been edited by suthern (05-31-2002 03:46 PM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 2002-05-31 04:03 PM

No sooner is that Toerag sayin'
He must be gone, than here comes brayin'
Some pals of his... to say goodbye?
Sincerity just makes me cry. *G*

How much I've missed you guys a playin'
I wish that Toe could be a stayin'
Sweet Toe, stay safe, and come back soon...
You know you make this gal here swoon. *G*

For every moment, I thank you so...
Hurry back please, dearest Toe!

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

9 posted 2002-05-31 04:37 PM

(giggles in delight) Awwwwwww, this is soooooo cute, sweet friend, I love clever poems and this one is soooo clever so I think this is never the worst poem ever in my book! (smiles) I just know Toerag blushed reading this, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Suthern, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

10 posted 2002-05-31 05:48 PM

Thank you, everyone... for being patient with us. *S* This just wasn't a good day for a communications breakdown. *S* Have a great weekend!

Martie

Moderator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

11 posted 2002-05-31 07:01 PM

Hugs to you suthern, and that rascally Toe.

ethome
Member Patricius

since 2000-05-14

Posts 11858
New Brunswick Canada

12 posted 2002-05-31 07:17 PM

Break out the bottle Suthern comfort's here to stay!
Honest there's no runnin just Suthern comfort funnin that'll make your day!
Give yahoo a jingle and tell them to mingle there'll be a helluva plot yet.
Any many good returns might be overturned but won't matter a hoot I'll bet.

Party at Suthern's place................YAHOO!!
I'll put a notice up at all the search engine bulletin boards.
Wouldn't want you to be lonely....oh no!

Oh Geez you said you were wishing ....er...come back ...

"see what you can do
About coming back soon... Take care. Okay?"

I'll just bow out....sorry!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

13 posted 2002-06-03 10:54 AM

Martie: Thankie, ma'am... and return HUGS! *G*

ethome: Feel free to join in... fun is always open to more participants. *G* And I can use all the help I can get trying to overpower Toe's werk monster so that he can stay with us longer. *G*

Thanks to everyone for their patience. *G* I just thought I had bad timing... yahoo had INCREDIBLY ROTTEN timing! LOL

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

14 posted 2002-06-08 04:55 PM

SuthernGal~

I seen this here message
a bobbing in the ocean
and I got me
a funny little notion

I think it would be neat
if to Florida it did float
Then in September we could pick it up
on the cool breezes of the West Coast~

Oh, my gosh ...
it would be the neatest thing
If when you rubbed the bottle
out popped a ToeRaggedey thang~

Coca~Cola on the rocks ... I swear~
*giggles* from Florida~
*Hugs*
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

15 posted 2002-06-08 05:03 PM

I think you take your funny lessons
from the best of the best, that's what
I think!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

16 posted 2002-06-10 11:05 AM

Marge: I'm glad you added the disclaimer... I was wondering just what was in YOUR bottle! LOL

Sunshine: Any lacks are mine, not the teacher's. LOL

Whatever would I do without you, dear ladies? *S* You are treasures... and I do so appreciate you! *S*

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

17 posted 2002-06-10 10:00 PM

So that Toerag he ain't stayin'?
He's a jackass that keeps brayin'
But there'll be lots of sins he's payin'
For when he departs from here.

So, suthern, find another fellow
That can orate like Othello
And doesn't have a brain of jello..
Someone great like Balladeer.

Yes, Suthern comfort's coming down here
And will meet up with this clown here
There will be no time for frown here
As her inhibitions flow.

I will work my magic well here
As she falls beneath my spell here
And will wonder why she fell queer
For the gonad known as Toe.

wayoutwalt
Member Elite

since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

18 posted 2002-06-10 10:33 PM

this was so good!

(proves i just reply and don't read the poems)

heheh kidding yuh i like it alot

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

19 posted 2002-06-11 09:45 AM

walt: ROFLMAO!!! I love your reply... and couldn't agree more! LOL It leaves me somewhat chagrined that this bellow for attention when my email took a dive has garnered more responses than most of my poetry. LOL Ah, well... I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm better at being Toe's friend than I am at writing! LOL

BallaDear One: *S* You may want to use some of your magic for a disappearing act and run while you can! LOL

Just a few more weeks before
I'll be standing at your door
As you bolt, I'll hear you roar
"God, that Toerag is the MAN!

For four years, he's been so kind
When I would have lost my mind
(But then, maybe he's blind...?)
Just one look and I sure ran!

He's put up with more than most could
He's my hero! He is so good!
For that woman standing there should
Be subjected to a big makeover plan!

Perhaps Toe has lost his sense
But it never seemed pretense
He has been the best of friends...
How, I do not understand!"

The thing is, I must agree
There is none as fine as he
So much joy he's given me...
I'm forever dear Toe's most devoted fan

jellybeans
Member Elite

since 2000-10-13

Posts 2298

20 posted 2002-06-12 05:26 PM

well reading this answers my question as to why you have a new poem on the boards and I hadn't seen hide nor hair of it in my email...........rofg..........am only sorry I wasn't here in present tense to join in the fun

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