Open Poetry #20 |
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The sad state of Toerag's state (a long overdue riposte for that rascally scalawag) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion ![]() |
Toerag will attest to this well known fact, Tornados and divorces where he's at, Have the same effect where they come across: In each case someone's trailer is gonna be lost. In Toe's trailer it would be a welcome change, The clutter and mess, when it got rearranged, Would improve his hygiene by a factor of ten, Until Toe got it back to the same way again. His unhealthy ways are a county disgrace, The rats in the landfill won't go near his place. It's true his abode has a tub and shower, But the dirt on the bottom supports wildflowers. He's a scalawag, rascal and all those things That make him a disgrace to us human beings. His only redeeming trait, it is clear, Is he's one step up from that scamp Balladeer! Yep - Toerag and 'Deer are cut from the same bolt of cloth, alright... heh [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (05-14-2002 04:16 PM).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yep, what LongJohn says is true, I got the trailer from him, (a double wide), it was about to be repossessed....I couldn't resist it, it had a great transmission in the front yard, the toilet next to the porch had some great daffodils growing in it and the outhouse in back had two stalls!!! |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Good job, Longjohn....I knew you would get back at Mr. Toe...but as far as I'm concerned he's still one insult ahead of you... I think his poem about you is a pretty hard act to follow... ![]() Lyra |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Careful, sailor... I think that bolt of cloth also held the author of this poem... though you did get the frayed ragged edges! LOL I keep meaning to clean up But what's a gal to do? I sing a song to sweet Toerag "I only have eyes for you!" (offkey and badly... but my own *G*) He's so easy to look at I don't pick up a broom But let some female thang want in My bat will clear the room!! (faster and deadlier than tornadoes! *G*) So don't talk bad of trailer parks Come in and sit a spell I'll make coffee... you and Toe Can give each other hell! (and enjoy every minute of it! LOL) |
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Marsha![]()
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Long John darling boy this is utterly utterly wonderful I love it, one of your best I think. So beautifully written and so below the belt I can hear the whimpers from here. Wonderful darling boy it has me smiling and I need all the smiles I can harvest right now. How can you say such a thing, I know you just open your mouth and hey presto Great work darling boy, absolutely great, I love it utterly ![]() ![]() ![]() Love and warm stuff As always Mushy ![]() ![]() To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79 |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Cut from the same cloth and the seams are still sewn crooked!!! LOL I like this one sir.... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
You almost got away clean, LongJohn, and then you had to go cut your throat with the last line. ![]() I think I'd rather take the trailer Than living near a smelly sailor. As far as trash, that trailer's full But it ain't got no barnacles! That uniform you're wearing there Displays your menu everywhere... There's mustard on your collar shown And bits of meat from things unknown. So Toe and I are quite alike? I'm not like one who sits and brags But at least we came from bolts of cloth Not from a pile of filthy rags. They say birds fall high in the air From one whiff of your underwear And fish turn belly up and die Whenever you go passing by. So get yore carcass out to sea Cause you don't want to mess with me. When I get done with trailer Toe I'm coming for ya - don't ya know? ![]() |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Thanks for the laugh...much needed! |
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Mysteria![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Let's see... One lives in a messy trailer, One lives on the smelly sea, One lives with stinky alligators, Not one of these guys is for me. ![]() Darn, here I found 3 men so tall, looking like the perfect 10, and they're no different than the rest... Just three more dirty old men. ![]() hehe, just kidding (oh and by the way, it's "Hug Your Cat Week" Let's spend less time worrying about when our life is going to end, and more on when it's going to start! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Ahhhh. When I read this (and the responses from Toe and Deer) I know all is right in the world, darlin'. Cor |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Geesh... I wonder if my giant eraser could clean that place up???.. ![]() |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Uh oh... *G* Now Nan's thinking about her eraser. *G* Heigh ho, heigh ho... it's off to clean I go! *G* ROFLMAO @ Deer's response... I agree with Cor... all's right with the world when you three are up to no good. *G* |
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kaile![]() ![]()
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
Tornados and divorces where he's at, Have the same effect where they come across: In each case someone's trailer is gonna be lost. LohnJohn, i thought that the above lines are rather clever and witty...brought me a chuckle... goody! i hope this battle of wits never ends...go for it..embarrass the duo ![]() |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Oh sure - Let's shoot the messenger! lol I love all the really neat responses. How I wish I could do this more often. Especially since 'Deer and Toe are making themselves such easy targets. heh |
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