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| Open Poetry #20 |
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Balladeer's New Girlfriend |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer's new girlfriend She's really very lovable Called a one nine hundred line A mail bought inflatable. She's adorable Affordable Portable And Storable! Balladeer's knew girlfriend I think her name is Ruth Her mouth is quite desirable She hasn't got a tooth She's perfect for the bathtub (She's also waterproof)! She's wonderful Hugable Lovable But combustable! She's the almost perfect girlfriend Only lacking class If Balladeer should hug too hard She tends to pass some gas! [This message has been edited by Toerag (05-09-2002 12:43 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Now hold up there jes' a sec! LOL Couldn't you have chosen another name for his gal? LOL Are you trying (not so subtly *G*) to give him your biggest trial and tribulation? LOL Sorry 'bout that, sweets... but you're stuck with me! LOL |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
By the way... I enjoyed this immensely... and I'm enjoying the miracle of you being around two days in a row more than I know how to say!!! *S* Even as I ponder what Freudian slip prompted you giving Bal's inflatable gal pal MY name! LOL Good thing I think you're perfect, right? LOL [This message has been edited by suthern (05-09-2002 01:49 PM).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Popped in to congratulate the 'deer. Sounds like she's a real doll!  |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
She's the almost perfect girlfriend Only lacking class Good selection, Michael...class is highly overrated! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, what can I say? It wasn't a very GoodYear!!  Toe, I hope you realize that you are one deranged individual  I must be, too...I liked this one!  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Balladear One... Please remind him that I'm only visiting Florida and you'll send me back as quickly as possible... he's not getting rid of me! LOL |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
rofg............oh my...........oh my..........rofg...........oh my.......speechless..........rofg oh gosh I miss playing like this...whew...been working too hard I guess |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ah, suthern girl, do you really think after being with me you're gonna have any desire to see Toe again? Not a chance! One doesn't go from Gone With the Wind to Big Bag of Wind - ecstacy to epilepsy - a thoroughbred to the old gray mare. When you are here you will feel a shroud being lifted from your soul and you will thank me for freeing you from the curse of having been bewitched by a toad. You will return knowing you are a better woman than when you arrived. The Toes of the world shall disappear and you will seek perfection in life, knowing finally that it does exist. In other words, you'll give Toe the boot! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Oh, Toe! Corinne |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Mmmm I think she'll suit Deer perfectly Now I'll pop over to see what 'ol'Deer's got to say about this. Love it Deerly Toe Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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LRbaba Junior Member
since 2002-05-07
Posts 30Dallas, Texas, |
great sales pitch, toe how much and when can i expect shipmnet? (is the informercial next?) |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Looks like the ("Attack Of The "Toes") fever is going around very quickly! LOL! Looks like Balladeer is not wasting any time to plot his move, I can't wait to see what happens, hehehehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
For those of you who want the REAL story, and don't mind a trip to Adult, you can find it here..... /main/forumdisplay.cgi?action=displayprivate&number=5&topic=000222 |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Well now, I wonder what Balladeer has to say about this. Think I will go look. |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
I'm glad to see you airing your opinions. (that pun needs life-support) |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
This is just plain Sue, blown out of proportion here...  |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
You mean that 'Deer has another besides me?!!!  LOL I'm luvin' this Toe! Melissa~ "Poetry is not an opinion expressed... |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
ROFL Another good show from the invincible Mr.Toe  I hope Balladeer doesn't pull her plug by accident.. it could lead to a deflating incident but this babe doesn't give a care afterall...she's full of hot air  Lyra copyright2002 Lyra Nesius "poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks [This message has been edited by Madame Chipmunk (05-10-2002 01:03 AM).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thank all so much for the nice words....Yassee how Balladeer treats me? Just cuz I let his "secret love" out of the closet, (actully, I pulled her plug and she flew out of the closet)..... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Deer Bal, the time is coming soon When we'll meet face to face You'll learn what Toe has suffered through With dignity and grace... I'm guessing an apology Will spring forth rather quickly When you see what he's put up with You'll be feeling rather sickly! You'll shake your head and marvel That a man could be so brave... You'll be Toe's greatest promoter - Of his merits you will rave! And then you'll exhale gratitude As I crawl on the plane That Toe's the one I so adore... I'd drive you quite insane! "The ole bag's gone" you'll softly sigh "That Toe, he is the man! Having that thing as my shadow's More than I could stand!" But you won't be left alone As I follow my heart If you do not squeeze too hard, You'll have my counterpart! *G* |
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my3monkeytoes Member
since 2002-05-11
Posts 152In the Carolina Breeze |
HA HA HA HA HA! Toerag! You must be the forum's motley fool! This is hillarious! Can you give me that 1-900 number, so I can buy one for my husband! Of course, I'd want to give him your poem, too, if that's acceptable! HA HA HA HA HA! Thank you for that! ~Sydney McLean |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
I couldn't resist reading this Toe...the title sucked me in!!!!! If 'Deer wasn't around what would you write about???? Hilarious!!!!!!! Inflatable Babe aka Bal's cheap date!!!! 'Deer I thought you were a classy guy???? Toe and 'Deer Thanks for the laughs.....  Bridgette "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey! I AM classy! That was imported rubber! |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Laughs and giggles...... From Taiwan??? "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown [This message has been edited by Justbleu (05-12-2002 12:22 AM).] |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Does she have a sister? |
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