The Saga Of Larry C And the "Big Game"("Deer")

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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2002-04-30 07:12 PM

T'was in the spring of two thousand and two,
Larry C gambled on bagging big game,
threw caution to wind, said of you know who,
"Your picture looks different, it's not the same!"

Many have tried to depose the old "Deer",
that consummate artist, master of ink.
"I'll take a shot, I've got nothing to fear."
(in his nievity Larry did think.)

Comments were made about "Deers'" age and such,
(not for the first time, nor for the last)
something was mentioned of needing a crutch,
and in that moment were Larrys' dice cast.

Odds on the favorite, the house made the book,
no even money was offered at all.
Both ways when crossing old "Deers" path should look.
(Lady Luck help you you're bound for a fall.)

Once in my youth I did foolishly dream,
to set my sights on the king of the house.
Logic prevented that mistake it seems.
(better a safe Moose than a trampled mouse!)

But I digress this is Larry Cs' tale,
stay tuned to see if his number comes up.
In life's casino there's fish, and there's whales,
I'll bet old "Deer" makes short work of this pup!

P.S.
No offense Larry, but I've seen this game played out before, with predictable results. Best of luck though. Regards,
Doc

Marsha

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-10

Posts 7423
Maidstone Kent England

1 posted 2002-04-30 07:18 PM

Moose darling boy I like this it made me laugh, really good writing, and the house hasn’t lost a throw of the dice yet. Mmm fabulous I’m still smiling.

Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

2 posted 2002-04-30 07:22 PM

Ha Moose, let the games begin and I'm sitting in first row to watch the slaughtering, drinks and popcorn on hand.

Great poem!

Titia

A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess...
Check out my new website: lookheretitia.fcpages.com (I didn't 'link' this, so it won't take too much space).I

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2002-04-30 07:27 PM

...and the Winner take all...

Big smiles here, Doc!

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 2002-04-30 07:29 PM

Hey, Doc, you got it wrong, my friend!
I'm gentle as can be.
I never would attack a man
For being rude to me.

I'm sure some strange phenomonem
Caused him to act that way.
Perhaps a brick fell on his head
And knocked his sense away.

He said that he was convalescing
And there is a rumor
The problem lies up in his brain
And folks think it's a tumor!

He could have been possessed, you know.
Some brains cannot resist
Temptations evil spirits cause
Without an exorcist.

He could have gone to Wendy's
Had a burger with some cheese
From some cow born in England
With that darn mad cow disease.

I'm sure there was a reason
And I'm not one to complain.
I'll simply feel sorry for
A man who's gone insane....

(of course, if you check out The Story of Larry C on page 2 you will find that I did have a tiny bit to say

)

Thanks, Doc!!

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

5 posted 2002-04-30 08:53 PM

(giggles in delight) Now, may we invite our witness Larry to the stand? LOL! This is so funny, sweet friend, would he or would he not? Your wonderful words always delight all our days, sweet friend, this is terrific, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet William, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

6 posted 2002-04-30 09:17 PM

Doc,
As have I. The difference was that I didn't play to win...I played to play! ROTFLMBO All your points are well made and pretty much ignored. LOL

Seems my common sense works everywhere but here.

Excellent job ya' know.

It's never too late to have a good childhood! Woohoo!

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