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The Great Mysteria's Shopping Caper
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The Great Mysteria's Shopping Caper |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA 
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Mysteria is on her way She’s sporting brand new wheels She got her license just today She’s looking for some deals. The mall’s reserved a parking spot, They know that’s where she shops Now she can fit all that she’s bought She’ll shop until she drops. It seems that ebay’s all sold out Her shopping cart’s from there She’s bought it all there is no doubt. She outbid fair and square. So if you see her doing laps Around the mall you’ll see She’s power shopping at the Gap Out on a shopping spree.  |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
The local WalMart's on alert Security is high They want no other shoppers hurt When Sharon comes to buy Love this, Nan.  Too funny and so appropriate for our resident power shopper..LOL. Hugs, ~Vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truly met the poet. ~vlraynes [This message has been edited by vlraynes (02-18-2003 03:25 PM).] |
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Soleil Noir Senior Member
since 2001-12-19
Posts 688USA |
But Nan, I can hear the moan as the tires beneath her groan not from weight, so small is she, but the packages from her spree! Mysteria, you are, my dear, a shopping guru, or so we hear! My Christmas list is all made out, here's the money, now go about this business of your shopping spree! No fooling now, I expect no fee, for shopping is now desire one, and I hope you like this poetry pun! |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my! I sure hope she leaves some things for me. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
This is just too funny!! Thanks for the chuckles Nan. ~Hugs~ ~ Trace my body with your words.. |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
 . ByeBye  I gotta go to Wal-Mart, before Sharon comes this far!!  |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Yeah sure, very funny!  |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
Great one! I've met that lady -- still have cart tracks across my (fill in the blank)..... ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Oh my goodness... *wiping tears of hysterical laughter* Too, too funny! |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, now tell me you're going to stop at Starbucks or Wetzel's Pretzels before your long busy day is done, dearest Sharon hehehe, a good treat for a long day's work! LOL! (kiss on cheek) This is so cute, sweet friend, this made me smile, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Nan, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Yep...and she's coming to California!! Loved this, Nan.  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I love this, Nan! *S* Mysteria's love of shopping is indeed legendary... but you'll never find a shopping cart as large as her heart. *S* |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehehe! |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
i loved the huge dose of humour added in to this piece... |
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