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Nan
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0 posted 2003-02-18 03:20 PM



Mysteria is on her way
She’s sporting brand new wheels
She got her license just today
She’s looking for some deals.

The mall’s reserved a parking spot,
They know that’s where she shops
Now she can fit all that she’s bought
She’ll shop until she drops.

It seems that ebay’s all sold out
Her shopping cart’s from there
She’s bought it all there is no doubt.
She outbid fair and square.

So if you see her doing laps
Around the mall you’ll see
She’s power shopping at the Gap
Out on a shopping spree.



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1 posted 2003-02-18 03:24 PM



The local WalMart's on alert
Security is high
They want no other shoppers hurt
When Sharon comes to buy


Love this, Nan.
Too funny and so appropriate
for our resident power shopper..LOL.
Hugs,
~Vicky


"...until you have read the verse on his heart,
you have not truly met the poet.
~vlraynes

[This message has been edited by vlraynes (02-18-2003 03:25 PM).]

Soleil Noir
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2 posted 2003-02-18 03:25 PM



But Nan, I can hear the moan
as the tires beneath her groan
not from weight, so small is she,
but the packages from her spree!

Mysteria, you are, my dear,
a shopping guru, or so we hear!
My Christmas list is all made out,
here's the money, now go about

this business of your shopping spree!
No fooling now, I expect no fee,
for shopping is now desire one,
and I hope you like this poetry pun!

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3 posted 2003-02-18 03:42 PM


Oh my! I sure hope she leaves some things for me.
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4 posted 2003-02-18 03:46 PM


This is just too funny!!
Thanks for the chuckles Nan.
~Hugs~

~ Trace my body with your words..
And in doing so, you touch my heart. ~

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5 posted 2003-02-18 03:58 PM



.
ByeBye

I gotta go to Wal-Mart, before Sharon comes this far!!



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6 posted 2003-02-18 04:01 PM


Yeah sure, very funny!
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7 posted 2003-02-18 04:07 PM


Great one! I've met that lady -- still have cart tracks across my (fill in the blank).....

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8 posted 2003-02-18 08:36 PM


Oh my goodness... *wiping tears of hysterical laughter* Too, too funny!
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9 posted 2003-02-18 08:43 PM




(giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, now tell me you're going to stop at Starbucks or Wetzel's Pretzels before your long busy day is done, dearest Sharon hehehe, a good treat for a long day's work! LOL! (kiss on cheek) This is so cute, sweet friend, this made me smile, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Nan, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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10 posted 2003-02-18 08:58 PM


Yep...and she's coming to California!!  Loved this, Nan.  
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11 posted 2003-02-19 11:17 AM


ROFL... I love this, Nan! *S* Mysteria's love of shopping is indeed legendary... but you'll never find a shopping cart as large as her heart. *S*
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12 posted 2003-02-20 04:32 AM


hehehehe!
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13 posted 2003-05-17 10:50 PM


i loved the huge dose of humour added in to this piece...
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