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Peeping Long John
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Peeping Long John |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
 Peeping Long John LongJohn has this fetish, (Looking up short skirts) Stretched his neck so many times, Three feet still didn't hurt. He could peek around sharp corners With his back against the wall, Could spot some thigh from miles away His neck's so long and tall. He peered up a plaided skirt, Could not believe his eyes What he saw just blew his mind, Thought he was gonna die. Two hairy thighs with muscles taut, Their underwear forgotten, Then he saw the guy's "bag-pipe" It was a burly Scotsman.  Toerag |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
rotflmbo!! Oh thank you for the smile...what a fun write! Extra big smiles here... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! And now we know not just Long John's story... but the answer to that age old question: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts! LOL It serves the ole kitty kicker right... he got a shock AND an inferiority complex all in one peek! LOL This is fantastic, sweet one!!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
YOU are just too much!! Yer gonna be in trouble now Toe! ~Hugs and thanks for the chuckle!~ |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, now we know what the long in Long John stands for! Funny, when the sailor was on submarine patrol and said he was on periscope duty, I thought he meant manning one, not being one!!! Nice work, Toe...now go treat yourself to a longneck or two  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, this is you at your finest comedic self! I hadn't realized that LJA had such a l-o-n-g neck and googly eyes! I best not wear a micro mini around that Peeping John for fear that his ogling binary orbs might sexually assault me! Perish the thought! tehe ~ Remember, as ye sow, so shall ye reap! He's lurking around the corner and you are gamey! er I mean, fair game! Hasta la vista, baby! He's coming after you---again! ~ Sending lots of White Light for protection EA |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Toe, that gave me a very much needed burst of laughter. Thank you. |
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Jason Lyle Senior Member
since 2003-02-07
Posts 1438With my darkling |
LMAO! I never tire of your poetry wars. Jason |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Toe....Thanks for the laugh!!!!!  Bridgette "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Andre Brink [This message has been edited by Justbleu (03-04-2003 06:07 PM).] |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
HAHAHAHAHA |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Toe, Grinning here. Thank for the smiles. Hugs, Pat  ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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carol Senior Member
since 2003-01-25
Posts 624Florida USA |
Toerag, very funny I really liked it Real friends celebrate in who we are and have faith in all that we can become |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
 Oh boy, you're in trouble now!  |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
I'm anxiously waiting for that response LOL |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I sincerely cannot believe all you people are cheering on this brigand! Have you forgotten about all my fine qualities? *tears running down my face* I have never ever stretched my neck to peer up a short skirt! Never! Oh sure, I've worn very shiny shoes. Oh sure, I've got this nifty miniature camera I take to the malls. Oh sure, I've hung out around shiny, black tile floors. But I have never, and I mean NEVER stretched my neck! hmmmpppphhhhh |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
well now Lng Jhn..from what I hear...you neck isn't all you been stretching.. way I hear it you been very interested in all those e-mails you get about increasing the size of certain parts o your body...course...Toe says you didn't have much to start with..so no matter what... you can't make lumber out of seedlings... LOL |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
 what a tease you are Charisma |
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Phantom Poet Member
since 2003-03-03
Posts 116Arizona USA |
i'm still laughing as i type!!!! >>phantom poet<<< |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Ya gotta love a toe that writes poetry that makes you laugh...and Long John for being such a good sport.  to both of you! |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Oh, so Long John Siver, that's where you've been keeping yourself......busy, huh? Thanks for telling all of us his secret, Toe. You're a very good friend...  Hugs, Ethel [This message has been edited by garysgirl (03-06-2003 12:50 PM).] |
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